The Fashion Bitch is losing her mind looking at the mess
Mika is really getting on my nerves. Am sorry sugars, but he is.
If anyone reading this is a fan of his, I apologise.
But really, he fancies himself as the Puff Daddy of India. And I wanna just puke at that. The way he dresses...and then the way he gets some cheapie girls to dance all around him is pretty pathetic. He was shooting for a song for the ‘Tom Dick & Harry Rock‘ movie.
Yikes, look at the name.
It‘s just too much.
I was so hungry after the ordeal that I decided to sample some hummus at the Hummus House in Lokahandwala. And guess who I saw there. Kim Sharma was busy tucking in some tasty hummus all while posing prettily for the camera.
How we love stardom and even though we completely don‘t deserve it, we keep on getting it. I really despise the media sometimes because we make them feel so important.
Anyway I then went to pay my respects to Rahman at the Ada music launch, and I was surprised to catch Nauheed Cyrusi looking pretty in a salwar kurta. She looked classy and elegant but the shoes were all wrong.
That‘s the problem with most of our stars. If they get one thing right, they get the other wrong. A nice pair of mojris would have done the trick. But nevertheless, a good effort.
And then I headed to Darjeeling via the ‘Via Darjeeling‘ premiere. It was a bad-outfit festival there. Every one I saw was badly-dressed. And that was a lot of people. But the ones that really made an impact were these.
There was Suchitra Pillai who can‘t differentiate between fashion and falafel. She was wearing a white ruched top (which went out of fashion 50 years ago) and some kind of pants with lots of pockets. Then there was a necklace in place which didn‘t go with the supposedly jungle safari look she had going on.
But I have to stop here, because I stopped there in the middle of party too when I saw my favourite victim now, Hard Kaur. Today she had outdone herself in a blue dress with a yellow bra which was for everyone to see and horrible yellow shoes.
She looked fat and unshapely and very, very desi, and I mean that in a bad sense. I love desi otherwise. She needs to be told ya...I am gonna send her link to our website so she knows what she‘s doing.
Then Sonali Kulkarni walked in a Chinese print sari that did nothing for her figure.
Why can‘t they stick to Indian print saris?
What do I do with them?
Then I spotted cute couple Shyan Munshi and wife Pia. Pia looked pretty in a printed dress with beads in her neck. Not bad. But husband Shayan has started looking like an old man.
Lighten up ya. Enough!
Until next time...stay a Bitch.
Comments (3)
"That‘s the problem with most of our stars. If they get one thing right, they get the other wrong."
So Right! | Annie
omg!!
wtf is wrong with hard kaur??? why does she dresses up like this?? i used tp like her initially but now it‘s just like......stop!!! | ac
Hard Kaur and her pathetic dressing sense.... eww!! | Apurva