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Bad Fashion Day |  2009-01-19

The Fashion Bitch wants some new clothes

Hey sweeties! How was your weekend?



My weekend was hectic, as in food, wine, long drives and...am not telling more.

Now I‘m all charged up to screw up these fashionistas.

Back in town I went to check out some stuff at the launch of Falguni Shah‘s multi-designer store, Re, at Breach Candy.

What a name Re, hmmn, like Madame herself.

Aditi Govatrikar is the brand ambassador of Re. Now that‘s a bad stand in for Madame Re!

Why is this mama still around? The girl should retire now. And why the hell does her sister hang around with her wherever she goes?

You know what, Simi Chandok revealed the secret behind the gown trend taking off in Bollywood. She said these glam girls are not as perfect as we think.

All of them don‘t have great legs, and sometimes they have bloated stomach, and to hide all that, they wear a shapeless gown...Aww!

I wonder why Aarzoo isn‘t wearing a gown. Does she have the legs to wear this cocktail dress? Though the colour goes with her complexion, overall she looks like a wax statue. Her arms are so flabby, legs so stout...eww! Melt down babes.



Elder sis Aditi was looking much more elegant as compared to her. I like her short sweet dress, and the pencil heeled sandals too, but how do these girls handle their kamar dard? Iodexed girls.







Why do these top models have to be over done-up all the time? Look at Neena manuel. What kind of an outfit is that? A pair of pumps, with stockings and a pencil dress with so many stripes on it?

So many stripes on her dress. Like she‘s been spanked hard. What are those feathers for on her strap? Fuhget it!







I was trying to figure out why are these models mostly so unelegant and ostentatious, when Rituparna distracted my attention. What‘s wrong with her? F..k!

The girl has a passable face, but her gown...eww! Why did she have to expose those ugly legs? The gown looks like a stretched piece of dirrrty mop rag. The necklace is so cheap. And isn‘t her lipstick too dark? Go back to Cal girl. Bollywood is not for you. Her expression, oh lord, did she just take a crap in that dress!

It was a bad fashion day. Fleur Xavier looks so jaded. She seems to have wrapped a cheap satin scarf around her.



No accessories, no make-up, is she here to make depression mood look cool or what? She looks so pale, tired and sad. The pair of jeans is so plain and so are her shoes.

Very true. Models have a short shelf life.
See ya guys soon, am busy window shopping.








Comments (2)
‘iodexed girls‘ RFLMAO hehe | Sonali


yawn.... writing style is about personal attacks, no susbtance... yawn! This should be called the bombay wannabe! So Passe... The real bitch has moved on, we have a bunch of fakes writing instead! | Naij



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