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Bipasha Basu: The bong babe is not bootylicious | 2008-08-08
She needs to shape up her act
The Bitch has been reading many reports of how Bipasha wants to act with heroes that are much younger than her-be it Ranbir, Neil Nitin Mukesh or even our cute youngster Imran Khan. And she has been saying,"What‘s wrong in that? Why can‘t I work with younger heroes?"
Well honestly darling, you can‘t work with younger heroes, because you really make them look even younger.
You look too old Bips, you need to get that.
Stick with actors such as Akshay, Saif and John. Don‘t aim for what you can‘t get.
And after seeing you yesterday at the Gili event, I was shocked. She actually looks more like Bengali bai than a stunner.
Even Rani has never looked so bad.
I‘m getting a shiver just looking at Bips in a tacky grey gown and horrible jewellery. And what‘s with her hair?
Why is she trying on that fringe cut? It makes her look even more ghaati than she might be. And is she wearing contacts?
The dress is a boring grey, which doesn‘t suit Bips‘ complexion. She should wear brighter colours. The make-up is too much.
If you can easily see that someone is wearing body glitter, then it‘s surely a sad day. I especially think the hairstyle is the worst.
A fringe suits a petite, sweet-looking person, not someone like Bipasha who can‘t even do justice to a dress.
I‘ve never liked Bipasha‘s style sense. With an extra-large body like hers, one should be very careful about the stuff that one wears.
You can‘t always wear short skirts, like in ‘Dhoom 2‘, and end up looking good.
She has always had this very street quality about her- the quality that makes me think that one day if she really messes up, nobody will even grant her one look.
Do you remember ‘Jism‘? Oh my God, except for that scene where she emerges from the water, she looks like a small town wannabe throughout the movie. Her complexion is not dusky but dirty and that really upsets me.
Tell me again, how did she become a star?
I didn‘t even warm up to her is ‘Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai‘, where for the first time she played a role that suited her- the sidekick.
And in ‘Dhoom 2‘, she hardly had a role. I think directors use her just to satisfy men with an appetite for big, sultry women.
But then I don‘t even find her sultry.
It‘s strange.
The look that she has in ‘Bachna Ae Haseeno‘ seems to be highly stylized.
But madame Bips is still looking like an aunty compared to Ranbir, Deepika and Minisha. That‘s not all na.
If she wears clothes like this, she won‘t be even get roles with older actors. This look is really very trashy and tacky all at once.
Bipasha, take our advice.
Wipe that goop off your face and start acting your age. If you don‘t, you will be at the receiving end of a nasty heartburn, not us.
She needs to shape up her act
The Bitch has been reading many reports of how Bipasha wants to act with heroes that are much younger than her-be it Ranbir, Neil Nitin Mukesh or even our cute youngster Imran Khan. And she has been saying,"What‘s wrong in that? Why can‘t I work with younger heroes?"
Well honestly darling, you can‘t work with younger heroes, because you really make them look even younger.
You look too old Bips, you need to get that.
Stick with actors such as Akshay, Saif and John. Don‘t aim for what you can‘t get.
And after seeing you yesterday at the Gili event, I was shocked. She actually looks more like Bengali bai than a stunner.
Even Rani has never looked so bad.
I‘m getting a shiver just looking at Bips in a tacky grey gown and horrible jewellery. And what‘s with her hair?
Why is she trying on that fringe cut? It makes her look even more ghaati than she might be. And is she wearing contacts?
The dress is a boring grey, which doesn‘t suit Bips‘ complexion. She should wear brighter colours. The make-up is too much.
If you can easily see that someone is wearing body glitter, then it‘s surely a sad day. I especially think the hairstyle is the worst.
A fringe suits a petite, sweet-looking person, not someone like Bipasha who can‘t even do justice to a dress.
I‘ve never liked Bipasha‘s style sense. With an extra-large body like hers, one should be very careful about the stuff that one wears.
You can‘t always wear short skirts, like in ‘Dhoom 2‘, and end up looking good.
She has always had this very street quality about her- the quality that makes me think that one day if she really messes up, nobody will even grant her one look.
Do you remember ‘Jism‘? Oh my God, except for that scene where she emerges from the water, she looks like a small town wannabe throughout the movie. Her complexion is not dusky but dirty and that really upsets me.
Tell me again, how did she become a star?
I didn‘t even warm up to her is ‘Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai‘, where for the first time she played a role that suited her- the sidekick.
And in ‘Dhoom 2‘, she hardly had a role. I think directors use her just to satisfy men with an appetite for big, sultry women.
But then I don‘t even find her sultry.
It‘s strange.
The look that she has in ‘Bachna Ae Haseeno‘ seems to be highly stylized.
But madame Bips is still looking like an aunty compared to Ranbir, Deepika and Minisha. That‘s not all na.
If she wears clothes like this, she won‘t be even get roles with older actors. This look is really very trashy and tacky all at once.
Bipasha, take our advice.
Wipe that goop off your face and start acting your age. If you don‘t, you will be at the receiving end of a nasty heartburn, not us.
Comments (3)
Bitch, stop being a bitch for once!
Bitch, can you please stop being a bitch, fine bipasha is not looking great in this, accepted, loved the comments on her clothes and her hair, but isnt it too much calling her skin tone DIRTY? Well bitch wake up, this is the indian complexion, if Amitabh Bachchan has to apoloise for using the word bad, i feel you must be flogged for calling the indian skin tone dirty, well till then be a bitch! | Zaini
Bitch, can you please stop being a bitch, fine bipasha is not looking great in this, accepted, loved the comments on her clothes and her hair, but isnt it too much calling her skin tone DIRTY? Well bitch wake up, this is the indian complexion, if Amitabh Bachchan has to apoloise for using the word bad, i feel you must be flogged for calling the indian skin tone dirty, well till then be a bitch! | Zaini
bips looks like a sexy aunty prowling in the neighbourhood to seduce young boys like ranbir | cousinq
woww girl you are vicious! not that i‘m a bipasha fan but you‘ve got to give her credit for being so bindaas. on a side note, she even makes saif look like a little boy. | downforten
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