Honey, I Shrunk For You |  2009-02-02

Starring Adnan Sami in an action packed role of a wife beater

Sabah Sami, wife to Adnan Lightweight Sami has filed a police complaint against him for ‘mental and physical torture‘.



Before you guys over-react that ‘oh The Bitch will tear them apart even if they try to reconcile, she will make sure they file for divorce‘, you are so damn right!

What‘s worrying The Bitch is not that there is trouble in Lightweight Paradise, but how New-man Sami has described the incident as the most humiliating moment in his life.

Darling, there can be no smoke without fire, and with you around, Sabah is dealing with a hot air balloon.

The Bitch was there to lend him an ear, and he punched back, "I am incapable of any violence."

Ouch, that hurts man! With the way you‘ve been throwing your weight around Sami, a lot of people have had to deal with collateral damage in clinics across the country.

How about some of those people file a PIL for mis-guiding them about how to lose weight in a day.

I mean, he was a balloon all along, and one day he‘s been pin-pricked! Super fast!

"All I can say is this has been the most humiliating moment of my life. I know I‘m being accused of violence. But the truth is I‘m incapable of any violence. The cops were more amused than intimidating," he offers.

He kept butting his head against the wall, wanting to prove how he is not capable of violence.

When did trouble begin?

It‘s not like Sabah and Sami have not been married to other people before cupid struck them. They even have a child each from a previous marriage, and now a child has become a thorn in the bush.

A Bitch source reveals how Sabah is not willing to accept Azaan (Sami‘s son from Zeba Bakhtyar) when Sami has accepted Abdullah (Sabah‘s son from first marriage).

Every time Azaan comes over to visit papa, step-ma flies off to Dubai for duty-free shopping festival.

Fat-free Adnan is befuddled. Each time his family members are in town, she won‘t let them in the house, and he has to accommodate her girlfriends from all over the world in his bathroom.

Justice Milord!



She thinks he doesn‘t give her time, while he keeps banging on a piano to come up with some inspired stuff. Kabhi toh nazar milao!

Poor chap, he lost 117 kilos, and wrote a dozen sloppy songs for her, and she files a complaint for ‘physical and mental torture‘.

Physical by just being present in the same room, and mental when he starts ‘la la la‘ and ‘hey hey hey‘.

When the cops asked her what she meant by that, she went mum. Obviously, Sami and his songs are agony, and given his size, which can bloat any time, it is physical torture for any woman worth her culinary skills in the kitchen (flinging utensils at him to stop).

Anybody would have given up by now ya!

Fact is, they fell in love in 2001. When Adnan was 200 plus kilos and she was blind. They met in a human zoo. After marriage, he kept growing, unlike the bonsai plant in their garden, and she ran away before the tree could fall on her.

He came to India, sang a few sad songs, made his moolah, and voila! 117 kilos puffed up into a cloud shading them in the sun for a reunion. A bell broke in the nearby chapel.

As always, they are back to war. With Adnan ‘Semi‘ practically out of work, this one should get him some work with the ladies. The Bitch died and returned when he was last rumoured dating Ameesha Chewy Patel.

I will survive.