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Jade Goody has (PR) Cancer! | 2008-08-19
And she discovers it on the sets of Big Boss... but of course.
Move over every Chip and Dale PR agent, and let the big boys show you how it‘s done. Max Clifford pulls out another bangin‘ trick from his hat.
Call us cynical but we The Bitches believe all‘s fair in love and war... and reality television. The general entertainment channel Colours, launched all guns blazing and by now they‘ve exhausted their new and shiny tactics. So, it‘s back to basics baby.
In the Colors Head Quarters. The King Pin sits in his dark lair and plots...
Skanky secretary sits in the corner taking notes.
Here‘s the plan... We have no new shows or celebrities with big films left in the box. This Big Boss needs to be milked for all it‘s worth. We‘ll get this chick Jade Goody, make her look repentant... there‘ll be a lot crying and hugging, then BAM! We‘ll tell the suckers (read audience) she‘s depressed or addicted. Hell! Let‘s tell them she‘s dying... that‘ll get ‘em by the short and curly! Operator, get me my advertisers- it‘s show time!
‘Big Boss‘ is probably the most apt show to demonstrate all that‘s wrong with the world today. It‘s shallow, opportunistic, depraved, addictive and yes... it‘s loaded with money!
The kinds of gimmicks these people pull to get their TRPs up are really unbelievable. If you look at the kind of participants of the show, it‘s the who‘s who list of Loser-Ville.
They‘ve put together the best yet line up of publicity whores and man whores. Lead by a truly deserving leader- Shilpa (The Don... Ha!)
People like Rahul Mahajan, Monica Bedi and Jade Goody have been part of major controversies in the past. And to think they deprived Sherlyn Chopra their presence. Cruelty, I tell ya!
And if all this wasn‘t enough already, they have now gone ahead and are pulling even dirtier tricks.
Jade Goody was touted as one of the most interesting contestants in the show.
For those of you who‘ve been comatose and therefore missed the controversy of 2007, she was the one who caught everybody‘s attention by flinging racist remarks at Shilpa Shetty in the original version of the same show, ‘Big Brother‘ early last year. Something which also did Shilpa the eventual win, pots of money and a much needed career revival.
Jade claimed to have agreed to partake in ‘Big Boss‘ because she wanted to rectify her tarnished image in India.
We‘re sure that Jade must‘ve politely declined the bags of money thrown at her for her blink and miss participation.
Anyway, Jade did make it to the show and was struggling because, she doesn‘t speak Hindi. Well that‘s their claim. We think, she‘s just a paranoid little skank with enough issues to keep all the shrinks in the UK gainfully employed for a decade. They offered her the monies, she grabbed it... but not before her PR mastermind Max Clifford put in the fine print about the grand Cancer disclosure and won her back all those sympathy votes she‘d lost to Shilpa last year.
Well, big farce or one hell of a coincidence? You decide.
While The Bitch isn‘t exactly heartless, and can shed the occasional tear over sob stories and tales of suffering... the drama and impeccable timing are just too hard to overlook.
There‘s already a whole lot of speculation in the UK about this whole gimmick being pulled by Goody‘s publicist Max Clifford. Apparently this so called PR guru is famous for representing troubled pseudo celebs.
Another one of his clients Kerry Katona who‘s infamous for similar antics and also has been voted the most hated British woman had a similar health scare not very long ago.
This guy basically seems to specialise in ushering no good celebs onto the front pages of tabloids.
Anyway, now that Jade will have to leave, it leaves a place vacant. Chances of our very own strip-a-holic, Sherlyn Chopra making it there are rather high.
As reported by The Bitch earlier, the sleazy dame was a contender but was dropped as her demands were a tad unprecedented. She wanted to be naked and the show wants to not be taken off air for obscenity.
But, amidst all this hoopla... Shilpa‘s sitting pretty and giving her little prayer of thanks to all her Gods for the crappy career she‘s had. After all, no self respecting successful actress would have participated in a show like Big Brother.
Shilpa:
Thank you God for not giving me any acting skill, a laughable career and a great plastic surgeon. Without which I would still be running around trees with fat men, lip syncing to Telegu love ballads.
And she discovers it on the sets of Big Boss... but of course.
Move over every Chip and Dale PR agent, and let the big boys show you how it‘s done. Max Clifford pulls out another bangin‘ trick from his hat.
Call us cynical but we The Bitches believe all‘s fair in love and war... and reality television. The general entertainment channel Colours, launched all guns blazing and by now they‘ve exhausted their new and shiny tactics. So, it‘s back to basics baby.
In the Colors Head Quarters. The King Pin sits in his dark lair and plots...
Skanky secretary sits in the corner taking notes.
Here‘s the plan... We have no new shows or celebrities with big films left in the box. This Big Boss needs to be milked for all it‘s worth. We‘ll get this chick Jade Goody, make her look repentant... there‘ll be a lot crying and hugging, then BAM! We‘ll tell the suckers (read audience) she‘s depressed or addicted. Hell! Let‘s tell them she‘s dying... that‘ll get ‘em by the short and curly! Operator, get me my advertisers- it‘s show time!
‘Big Boss‘ is probably the most apt show to demonstrate all that‘s wrong with the world today. It‘s shallow, opportunistic, depraved, addictive and yes... it‘s loaded with money!
The kinds of gimmicks these people pull to get their TRPs up are really unbelievable. If you look at the kind of participants of the show, it‘s the who‘s who list of Loser-Ville.
They‘ve put together the best yet line up of publicity whores and man whores. Lead by a truly deserving leader- Shilpa (The Don... Ha!)
People like Rahul Mahajan, Monica Bedi and Jade Goody have been part of major controversies in the past. And to think they deprived Sherlyn Chopra their presence. Cruelty, I tell ya!
And if all this wasn‘t enough already, they have now gone ahead and are pulling even dirtier tricks.
Jade Goody was touted as one of the most interesting contestants in the show.
For those of you who‘ve been comatose and therefore missed the controversy of 2007, she was the one who caught everybody‘s attention by flinging racist remarks at Shilpa Shetty in the original version of the same show, ‘Big Brother‘ early last year. Something which also did Shilpa the eventual win, pots of money and a much needed career revival.
Jade claimed to have agreed to partake in ‘Big Boss‘ because she wanted to rectify her tarnished image in India.
We‘re sure that Jade must‘ve politely declined the bags of money thrown at her for her blink and miss participation.
Anyway, Jade did make it to the show and was struggling because, she doesn‘t speak Hindi. Well that‘s their claim. We think, she‘s just a paranoid little skank with enough issues to keep all the shrinks in the UK gainfully employed for a decade. They offered her the monies, she grabbed it... but not before her PR mastermind Max Clifford put in the fine print about the grand Cancer disclosure and won her back all those sympathy votes she‘d lost to Shilpa last year.
Well, big farce or one hell of a coincidence? You decide.
While The Bitch isn‘t exactly heartless, and can shed the occasional tear over sob stories and tales of suffering... the drama and impeccable timing are just too hard to overlook.
There‘s already a whole lot of speculation in the UK about this whole gimmick being pulled by Goody‘s publicist Max Clifford. Apparently this so called PR guru is famous for representing troubled pseudo celebs.
Another one of his clients Kerry Katona who‘s infamous for similar antics and also has been voted the most hated British woman had a similar health scare not very long ago.
This guy basically seems to specialise in ushering no good celebs onto the front pages of tabloids.
Anyway, now that Jade will have to leave, it leaves a place vacant. Chances of our very own strip-a-holic, Sherlyn Chopra making it there are rather high.
As reported by The Bitch earlier, the sleazy dame was a contender but was dropped as her demands were a tad unprecedented. She wanted to be naked and the show wants to not be taken off air for obscenity.
But, amidst all this hoopla... Shilpa‘s sitting pretty and giving her little prayer of thanks to all her Gods for the crappy career she‘s had. After all, no self respecting successful actress would have participated in a show like Big Brother.
Shilpa:
Thank you God for not giving me any acting skill, a laughable career and a great plastic surgeon. Without which I would still be running around trees with fat men, lip syncing to Telegu love ballads.
Comments (5)
You need to let us comment!!.. Some of your statements are worth commenting upon!! | Blooo
Oh what kind of surgery has Shilpa shetty had...Im so curious to know...? | soul-souffle
First get the spelling of "telugu" and then be the regional bitch. | Bitchback
Oh mann! this article is hilarious! just bitch slapped Shilpa!:d keep it coming guys, wooo! | Skully
she supposedly went under the knife for a boob-job!!! | MadMitch
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