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Jungle Love | 2009-01-28
The Fashion Bitch is fed up of near naked girls
Girls, and boys...how have you all been? Hey girls! I‘ve got some exciting ideas for you to draw your guys.
I was invited to the Triumph lingerie fashion show and you must check these girls out. Actually, skip the girls; check the stuff that could spice up things from the bedroom to the boudoir.
This lingerie set in leopard print seems to have been knitted in an Amazon forest. Why does it look like a clump of maggots swimming around her breast and waist? Creepy crawlies, prints are so Shilpa Shetty man!
Check her hair piece, the matted braids of rope hair, like she is Jane of the jungle! "Awwwwwwooooohhhh", Tarzan swings on them.
This one came with the potty tissue paper attached to her hind. She must have got up from her seat and it got stuck. Doesn‘t the train look like a tissue roll got lucky?
This is how girls will be seen roaming our streets very soon, if they are not given clothes. The prim roll parasol could have been her slip before she stepped out in the sun. Can‘t even bear the sun? Tear your night dress, make a shade.
It‘s nice to go to a fashion show where no one‘s wearing anything to talk about.
Why is this chick wearing a garter without a gown or stockings? That train, is it a tail? She‘s all set for spanking lessons, and my my the kid gloves! I like this, except that the tail should have been a slip-on.
But the number of lechers who came to see the show, uff, men were fighting to fit into front row. I could barely spot a babe in the audience. As if it‘s these men who wear lingerie secretly!
I know a couple of crazy celebs, but let‘s go elsewhere.
I rushed to the launch of ‘Ghar Ki Baat‘, the new comedy show to be aired on TV, produced by Red Chillies. I was about to give him a tight hug, but he was looking really really plucked.
The man, barring a few occasions, has by and large been well dressed. He looks like he got hassled as the customs on his way to the venue from the airport.
Everyone is getting one of those middle-east scarf wrap. It‘s a little Talibanesque. But the minute you color it in red or green as I have seen on some chaps, it loses essence. I think the b&w combination of this scarf-wrap works best. Tattered jeans on 43 plus men is so uncool SRK!
Superstardom is taking a toll on his fitness. His face looks dried up, and the little Mohawk jutting up north, it‘s like a rooster‘s crest. Ridiculously electrocuted!
He makes me wish for beef soup and toddy. Sniff, sniff, there‘s a nip in the air.
Catch you soon. Be a good Bitch.
The Fashion Bitch is fed up of near naked girls
Girls, and boys...how have you all been? Hey girls! I‘ve got some exciting ideas for you to draw your guys.
I was invited to the Triumph lingerie fashion show and you must check these girls out. Actually, skip the girls; check the stuff that could spice up things from the bedroom to the boudoir.
This lingerie set in leopard print seems to have been knitted in an Amazon forest. Why does it look like a clump of maggots swimming around her breast and waist? Creepy crawlies, prints are so Shilpa Shetty man!
Check her hair piece, the matted braids of rope hair, like she is Jane of the jungle! "Awwwwwwooooohhhh", Tarzan swings on them.
This one came with the potty tissue paper attached to her hind. She must have got up from her seat and it got stuck. Doesn‘t the train look like a tissue roll got lucky?
This is how girls will be seen roaming our streets very soon, if they are not given clothes. The prim roll parasol could have been her slip before she stepped out in the sun. Can‘t even bear the sun? Tear your night dress, make a shade.
It‘s nice to go to a fashion show where no one‘s wearing anything to talk about.
Why is this chick wearing a garter without a gown or stockings? That train, is it a tail? She‘s all set for spanking lessons, and my my the kid gloves! I like this, except that the tail should have been a slip-on.
But the number of lechers who came to see the show, uff, men were fighting to fit into front row. I could barely spot a babe in the audience. As if it‘s these men who wear lingerie secretly!
I know a couple of crazy celebs, but let‘s go elsewhere.
I rushed to the launch of ‘Ghar Ki Baat‘, the new comedy show to be aired on TV, produced by Red Chillies. I was about to give him a tight hug, but he was looking really really plucked.
The man, barring a few occasions, has by and large been well dressed. He looks like he got hassled as the customs on his way to the venue from the airport.
Everyone is getting one of those middle-east scarf wrap. It‘s a little Talibanesque. But the minute you color it in red or green as I have seen on some chaps, it loses essence. I think the b&w combination of this scarf-wrap works best. Tattered jeans on 43 plus men is so uncool SRK!
Superstardom is taking a toll on his fitness. His face looks dried up, and the little Mohawk jutting up north, it‘s like a rooster‘s crest. Ridiculously electrocuted!
He makes me wish for beef soup and toddy. Sniff, sniff, there‘s a nip in the air.
Catch you soon. Be a good Bitch.
Comments (9)
bitch stop making fun of SRK already....it‘s getting boring. he actually looks great considering he is 43..u can‘t expect him to look like a 20 year old now can u? cut him some slack. it‘s pathetic how u keep picking on SRK in every article u write.grow up bitch | Naina
bitch is desperate
Bitch is writing about srk so much because she knows he has so many fans and they will comment. people are losing interest in bombaybitch and it‘s bitch‘s desperate attempt for publicity. she‘s just hungry for readers and comments. | starryeyez
Bitch is writing about srk so much because she knows he has so many fans and they will comment. people are losing interest in bombaybitch and it‘s bitch‘s desperate attempt for publicity. she‘s just hungry for readers and comments. | starryeyez
The Scarf‘s are a support to Palestine
These scarfs are being sold at most malls, airports and public areas around the middle east in makeshift stalls(I don‘t know if these are being sold in Europe, Americas & APAC) but otherwise you can directly pay cash and also buy these scarfs as a part of the support campaign for GAZA Victims in Palestine. | lapakjhapak
These scarfs are being sold at most malls, airports and public areas around the middle east in makeshift stalls(I don‘t know if these are being sold in Europe, Americas & APAC) but otherwise you can directly pay cash and also buy these scarfs as a part of the support campaign for GAZA Victims in Palestine. | lapakjhapak
QUIT!!
Bitch, Wow!! I am thoroughly impressed with your originality and creativity. I am sure none of us have ever heard of you making fun of SRK!! (sense the sarcasm honey?)
Anyways if you cant come up with something new.. Then QUIT damn it.. n STOP BORING us with your REPEAT telecasts. | krishna
Bitch, Wow!! I am thoroughly impressed with your originality and creativity. I am sure none of us have ever heard of you making fun of SRK!! (sense the sarcasm honey?)
Anyways if you cant come up with something new.. Then QUIT damn it.. n STOP BORING us with your REPEAT telecasts. | krishna
losers
its funny every time there is anything written about srk, ppl get crazy!! i mean if u dont like it then dont read it...and she does comment when srk looks good..so whats the big deal?? | rhythm
its funny every time there is anything written about srk, ppl get crazy!! i mean if u dont like it then dont read it...and she does comment when srk looks good..so whats the big deal?? | rhythm
shut up rhythm
rhythm go f*ck yourself loser. who r u to tell people not to read something? you aint god so don‘t even act like it. it‘s a free world and people can comments whatever the hell they want...negative or positive. what‘s it to u? we don‘t have to answer to u ok! don‘t u have a life pathetic assh*le! | xy
rhythm go f*ck yourself loser. who r u to tell people not to read something? you aint god so don‘t even act like it. it‘s a free world and people can comments whatever the hell they want...negative or positive. what‘s it to u? we don‘t have to answer to u ok! don‘t u have a life pathetic assh*le! | xy
Totally agree with Krishna, starryeyez and Naina. Bitch sure has something against Shahrukh...she‘s constantly writing negative articles about him. just quit it bitch your pathetic attempts aren‘t working. just shows u don‘t have anything else to write so your writing meaningless crap to create drama. u can‘t sabotage Shah rukh‘s career wit your mediocre website! get it thru your head and stop boring us already! | kits
hey shahrukh looks great at his age! c‘mon bitch don‘t be so mean. what‘s wrong with you? what‘s with all the shahrukh bashing? jeeez get some new stuff to write about! | ishh
Rhythm instead of telling others not to read the articles how about you don‘t read others‘ comments. totally agree with "xy"...why are you telling others what to do? You aint anything special rhythm so just mind your own business k | Ishh
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