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Mad TV | 2009-01-06
SRK has big plans to re-launch himself on television yet again
How is 2009 looking for SRK? Pretty easy The Bitch would say, given that he‘s shooting for ‘My Name Is Khan‘ and will be done for the whole year, as he hasn‘t signed for anything else.
‘Billu Barber‘ will come and go, and he‘s doing a cameo with an item number to bring in the audience. It‘s not any work if you ask me.
So what else will keep him busy? You remember his team Kolkata Knight Riders?
Yes the same team he bought, sang and danced for, made music videos for, found a hundred sponsors for, and then on the field, had such a poor show, that it didn‘t even make it to the super 3.
What was all the fuss about? The Bitch heard team members were spending too much time with the cheerleaders in the locker rooms. Uhh...that does not explain performance, does it?
SRK was giving chak de gyaan to the chicks in the locker room to perform their best on the grounds, but all they did was chew more gum, and this time I‘m not telling you if gum was chewing gum!
The lads and ladettes of SRK must have got so little time for net practise I swear. SRK is not taking any chances this time. Afterall, he does pay through the roof to employ their charms and pom-poms.
Red Chillies is getting into television with a show called ‘Knights & Angels‘ where he will select six cheerleaders to boost his team‘s morale and much more unmentionables!
Audition will be open in many cities and all aspiring wannabes are invited to show off their acrobatic skills.
In the west, cheerleading it not just a t & a show, its legs up in the art. And our girls don‘t even want to get into a skirt without first asking mummy ji.
Is Indian television ready for a reality show on how to choose a cheerleader? Exactly what are they going to do to show their cheerleading skills?
Shove pom-poms in SRK‘s face and scream to deafen aliens in outer space?
Plenty of Bollywood item girls will come as guest judges to help SRK secure his six pack...the six cheerios I mean.
This is SRK‘s way of making his back door entry into television after the flop show of ‘Paanchvi Paas.‘
The cheerleading fanfare, which makes for more meaningless prime time entertainment isn‘t something SRK should be proud of doing.
Maybe he‘ll use them in off-season to dance at weddings. ‘Woh haseena woh neelam pari‘.
I mean, who does a reality show just to select a cheerleader? Just pay the damn event management guys and get them by the discount loot. Why so much nautanki-tamasha?
And we thought Aamir was a marketing monster. He‘s just charmed by SRK we hear.
The cheerleaders are certainly going to be seduced by a snake-charmer.
SRK has big plans to re-launch himself on television yet again
How is 2009 looking for SRK? Pretty easy The Bitch would say, given that he‘s shooting for ‘My Name Is Khan‘ and will be done for the whole year, as he hasn‘t signed for anything else.
‘Billu Barber‘ will come and go, and he‘s doing a cameo with an item number to bring in the audience. It‘s not any work if you ask me.
So what else will keep him busy? You remember his team Kolkata Knight Riders?
Yes the same team he bought, sang and danced for, made music videos for, found a hundred sponsors for, and then on the field, had such a poor show, that it didn‘t even make it to the super 3.
What was all the fuss about? The Bitch heard team members were spending too much time with the cheerleaders in the locker rooms. Uhh...that does not explain performance, does it?
SRK was giving chak de gyaan to the chicks in the locker room to perform their best on the grounds, but all they did was chew more gum, and this time I‘m not telling you if gum was chewing gum!
The lads and ladettes of SRK must have got so little time for net practise I swear. SRK is not taking any chances this time. Afterall, he does pay through the roof to employ their charms and pom-poms.
Red Chillies is getting into television with a show called ‘Knights & Angels‘ where he will select six cheerleaders to boost his team‘s morale and much more unmentionables!
Audition will be open in many cities and all aspiring wannabes are invited to show off their acrobatic skills.
In the west, cheerleading it not just a t & a show, its legs up in the art. And our girls don‘t even want to get into a skirt without first asking mummy ji.
Is Indian television ready for a reality show on how to choose a cheerleader? Exactly what are they going to do to show their cheerleading skills?
Shove pom-poms in SRK‘s face and scream to deafen aliens in outer space?
Plenty of Bollywood item girls will come as guest judges to help SRK secure his six pack...the six cheerios I mean.
This is SRK‘s way of making his back door entry into television after the flop show of ‘Paanchvi Paas.‘
The cheerleading fanfare, which makes for more meaningless prime time entertainment isn‘t something SRK should be proud of doing.
Maybe he‘ll use them in off-season to dance at weddings. ‘Woh haseena woh neelam pari‘.
I mean, who does a reality show just to select a cheerleader? Just pay the damn event management guys and get them by the discount loot. Why so much nautanki-tamasha?
And we thought Aamir was a marketing monster. He‘s just charmed by SRK we hear.
The cheerleaders are certainly going to be seduced by a snake-charmer.
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Your articles are nothing but trash...Is this all you do through out the day? | AhmedK
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