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Moll Flounders | 2008-11-17
The Autobiography of Monica Bedi
Uhh...where do I start? I‘m not even imagining what should be written in Monica Bedi‘s autobiography which she has decided to write to tell her story like it is.
"I‘m working on my autobiography with the help of a ghost writer. I want to clear a lot of misconceptions about my past. I also want to tell the truth in the book. I don‘t want to hide anything," she told the press recently.
Darling first up, just let the ghost do all the writing. The Bitch very well knows all you did was leave a thumb impression on those papers for a forged passport.
About the saucy bits, leave something for The Bitch in the tell-all memoir. Memoirs are especially written to fake the truth. You will do a good subterfuge job but try to include some snippets from your jet-setting life as a has-been moll.
Make sure you include a Helen type item number that you occasionally moved to relax your gansgta lover!
You bet publishers are falling over each other to negotiate rights but Monica dear, they will also edit most stuff that you write to appear as if you were a damsel in distress lost in the woods.
You might look innocent but what sells is sex. So if this is any clear indication, pump it up with testosterone. There‘s a lot you have been exposed to.
Films never gave you a chance to do anything in life no matter how much duress was applied on poor producers to cast you opposite bigwigs like Sallu and Sanju Baba.
Make sure you drop enough names to create another sensation of how the shady side of Bollywood functions. This is your only chance to blow the whistle!
‘Bigg Boss‘ has given you a chance to redeem yourself Monica. Remember not to take things for granted if you think you can write a hagiography to paint a pious picture of yourself. No one will shed a tear for your sorrows.
What are you going to call it by the way? ‘Monica Oh My Darling‘ is passe. Remember the other ‘Monicagate‘ scandal?
The Bitch thinks you should simply call it ‘The Ditty of Saint Monica‘
What say guys?
The Autobiography of Monica Bedi
Uhh...where do I start? I‘m not even imagining what should be written in Monica Bedi‘s autobiography which she has decided to write to tell her story like it is.
"I‘m working on my autobiography with the help of a ghost writer. I want to clear a lot of misconceptions about my past. I also want to tell the truth in the book. I don‘t want to hide anything," she told the press recently.
Darling first up, just let the ghost do all the writing. The Bitch very well knows all you did was leave a thumb impression on those papers for a forged passport.
About the saucy bits, leave something for The Bitch in the tell-all memoir. Memoirs are especially written to fake the truth. You will do a good subterfuge job but try to include some snippets from your jet-setting life as a has-been moll.
Make sure you include a Helen type item number that you occasionally moved to relax your gansgta lover!
You bet publishers are falling over each other to negotiate rights but Monica dear, they will also edit most stuff that you write to appear as if you were a damsel in distress lost in the woods.
You might look innocent but what sells is sex. So if this is any clear indication, pump it up with testosterone. There‘s a lot you have been exposed to.
Films never gave you a chance to do anything in life no matter how much duress was applied on poor producers to cast you opposite bigwigs like Sallu and Sanju Baba.
Make sure you drop enough names to create another sensation of how the shady side of Bollywood functions. This is your only chance to blow the whistle!
‘Bigg Boss‘ has given you a chance to redeem yourself Monica. Remember not to take things for granted if you think you can write a hagiography to paint a pious picture of yourself. No one will shed a tear for your sorrows.
What are you going to call it by the way? ‘Monica Oh My Darling‘ is passe. Remember the other ‘Monicagate‘ scandal?
The Bitch thinks you should simply call it ‘The Ditty of Saint Monica‘
What say guys?
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