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Neha Dhupia needs a makeover | 2008-06-27
The Fashion Bitch thinks the lass should cover up
Hey sugars, I have a long day ahead and I can‘t just wait for Sunday.
I am gonna sleep all day, no matter who says what. But before I do that, I am gonna give you something to bitch about this weekend.
I went for the ‘Singh Is King‘ music launch and was not too happy to see our own Sallu. He was looking absolutely ghastly, my sugars.
His hair has grown a bit and it was curling out at the edges and it has been coloured some vile brown...yuckie. His eyes looked droopy and basically, he looked angry and sulky and that spoiled his good looks.
Not good, Sallu.
Why would you want to scare off your loyal fans?
Girfriend, and star of the movie, Katrina Kaif, looked just about okay in a grey dress. Actually the dress wasn‘t quite her style. I have seen her looking much better. She just looked a little washed out, actually a lot washed out. This girl is losing her charm for me. She looks too made up all the time, and that‘s not fun.
Not so say some people look better.
I‘m talking about Neha Dhupia who came with her bad-looking boy friend Ritwik Bhattacharya. Neha can‘t seem to get out of her ‘Julie‘ mode. She just keeps dressing skanky over and over again.
The yellow dress was a disaster. It was too tight, too short and too backless - all at the same time. To get a bit of class, please do any of that one at a time.
But Neha is on her way to skankdom in full force.
The only one who is gonna beat her there is Hard Kaur again.
Just when you think this is the worst outfit she could pick, she just picks another one that makes you gasp for fresh air. She was wearing some multi-coloured dress that was just thrown on with golden heels.
Isska scene kya hai?
Why does she do this to us every time? Why can‘t she just appear normal for a bit?
I then went for the launch of the store D7 at Khar.
Manish Arora was there, looking vibrant as ever, with a model next to him who just about looked okay in a purple top, black cullouts and white zip-up shoes.
Too much, too much!
Model Pia Trivedi looked cool in a green shift and wooden bangles. It was nice and understated and suited her. Socialite Akanksha Nanda looked nice in a blue dress with matching pointed heels. But I do feel she should put on a little weight.
She looks like a stick, and that‘s not attractive at all.
But then I saw a horror.
It was somebody called Jennifer Mayani. And this lady needs to quickly hide in a closet somewhere. She was wearing a blue dress that barely covered her assets, which sugars actually had stretch marks.
Grossssssss... Combined with the J hanging in her neck, the loud eye make-up and the phoney smile, she looked like a witch ready to eat her meal. I would never want to meet her ever.
I am running away.
Until next time...stay a Bitch.
The Fashion Bitch thinks the lass should cover up
Hey sugars, I have a long day ahead and I can‘t just wait for Sunday.
I am gonna sleep all day, no matter who says what. But before I do that, I am gonna give you something to bitch about this weekend.
I went for the ‘Singh Is King‘ music launch and was not too happy to see our own Sallu. He was looking absolutely ghastly, my sugars.
His hair has grown a bit and it was curling out at the edges and it has been coloured some vile brown...yuckie. His eyes looked droopy and basically, he looked angry and sulky and that spoiled his good looks.
Not good, Sallu.
Why would you want to scare off your loyal fans?
Girfriend, and star of the movie, Katrina Kaif, looked just about okay in a grey dress. Actually the dress wasn‘t quite her style. I have seen her looking much better. She just looked a little washed out, actually a lot washed out. This girl is losing her charm for me. She looks too made up all the time, and that‘s not fun.
Not so say some people look better.
I‘m talking about Neha Dhupia who came with her bad-looking boy friend Ritwik Bhattacharya. Neha can‘t seem to get out of her ‘Julie‘ mode. She just keeps dressing skanky over and over again.
The yellow dress was a disaster. It was too tight, too short and too backless - all at the same time. To get a bit of class, please do any of that one at a time.
But Neha is on her way to skankdom in full force.
The only one who is gonna beat her there is Hard Kaur again.
Just when you think this is the worst outfit she could pick, she just picks another one that makes you gasp for fresh air. She was wearing some multi-coloured dress that was just thrown on with golden heels.
Isska scene kya hai?
Why does she do this to us every time? Why can‘t she just appear normal for a bit?
I then went for the launch of the store D7 at Khar.
Manish Arora was there, looking vibrant as ever, with a model next to him who just about looked okay in a purple top, black cullouts and white zip-up shoes.
Too much, too much!
Model Pia Trivedi looked cool in a green shift and wooden bangles. It was nice and understated and suited her. Socialite Akanksha Nanda looked nice in a blue dress with matching pointed heels. But I do feel she should put on a little weight.
She looks like a stick, and that‘s not attractive at all.
But then I saw a horror.
It was somebody called Jennifer Mayani. And this lady needs to quickly hide in a closet somewhere. She was wearing a blue dress that barely covered her assets, which sugars actually had stretch marks.
Grossssssss... Combined with the J hanging in her neck, the loud eye make-up and the phoney smile, she looked like a witch ready to eat her meal. I would never want to meet her ever.
I am running away.
Until next time...stay a Bitch.
Comments (5)
The chick in blue looks like bobby-darling. i swear that‘s who i though it was...
But Bobby darling has better curves! | Joey Kin
But Bobby darling has better curves! | Joey Kin
I thought Hard Kaur‘s (ick name) lousy blue outfit with the yellow bra was the worst get up I have ever seen. This rainbow stripe one is not so bad, but the golden sandals? Yuck!
I don‘t like that Socialite‘s blue dress with the thick white belt at all, she looks ready for a yacht party.
Ms J‘s tits are so fake...she lost weight on her fake tits? Is that how she got those stretchy marks? Well who cares really.....she can just go devour her witch meal.. | Annie
I don‘t like that Socialite‘s blue dress with the thick white belt at all, she looks ready for a yacht party.
Ms J‘s tits are so fake...she lost weight on her fake tits? Is that how she got those stretchy marks? Well who cares really.....she can just go devour her witch meal.. | Annie
Howcome our comments never get published? Somebody who criticizes a lot can‘t seem to take criticism very well himself. C‘mon gay boy fashionista! You and I are like best friends on this forum when it comes to spotting the tacky and tasteless. Admit it! | Annie
Hard Kaur: Et tu Brute! | dog
btw whoz this hard kaur,why does she get so much coverage | sameer
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