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Of witches that wear no clothes | 2008-07-03
The Fashion Bitch is running away from the skanks!
Sugars, sugars, I have to tell you that I saw that horror Jennifer Mayani again yesterday.
This girl is giving me nightmares. I often wake up sweating because in my nightmare she is following me around with a knife and her fangs are dripping blood.
And she is closely followed by Krazy Kat. I saw them both yesterday at the ‘Hancock‘ bash hosted by Percept.
Why do they both dress like Ramsay heroines?
It‘s really a pity because they are both making me believe that Bollywood really has a murky side.
That thing called Jennifer was wearing a black dress that barely covered her crotch and barely covered her boobs.
Oh my God.
And Krazy Kat. Well, she looks like a grandmother ya, with a chest that‘s expanding by the minute. Actually she looks like a grandfather, if you get my drift.
Along with being sacred of both of them, I also feel sorry for them. I really wish I could take them shopping and buy them something nice for a change. But I don‘t think they would want me interfering.
Because I wanted to see some better dressed people, I went to the killer Loop glasses launch.
There I saw Carol Gracias looking cool in a white ganji and jeans. But the leather choker didn‘t look cool at all. It looked like she would die of breathing problems any time. VJ Mia looked sexy and sultry in plain beige dress and Pearl and Nikhil looked the ideal couple as always.
I should have quit then but I proceeded to go to the bash to celebrate Ekta Kapoor‘s serial launch ‘Kabhi Yaar Pyar‘. It was a riot there, where every other person was badly dressed. Just imagine, the best dressed person there was Kashmera Shah, who actually looked sweet in a silver dress. But when she is best dressed, you know the standard.
Ekta Kapoor looked ghastly in a black dress.
Why would she do that?
Has she ever paid heed to her shape which is very much like a piller?
And then she has all that jing bang in her hand. It just looks too untidy for my tastes. She was wearing black tights underneath and some clunky shoes and the effect was just too aunty.
Rakshanda Khan looked a little over the top but then she has a sweet face so it‘s all forgiven.But there was this character from outer space, whom I can‘t seem to place. She was wearing the worst dress of them all. And a bag that looked like a dead cat.
Who is this person? Please tell me.
And then I finally went for the opening of a new lounge. And I had to end my evening with seeing Hard Kaur. She looked a tad better than she usually does. She was wearing a pale pink top with black pants and looked sober and just about passable.
Monica Vaizarelli stole the how in her classic flamboyant style. I wish we all look like her when we get old.
Until next time...stay a Bitch.
The Fashion Bitch is running away from the skanks!
Sugars, sugars, I have to tell you that I saw that horror Jennifer Mayani again yesterday.
This girl is giving me nightmares. I often wake up sweating because in my nightmare she is following me around with a knife and her fangs are dripping blood.
And she is closely followed by Krazy Kat. I saw them both yesterday at the ‘Hancock‘ bash hosted by Percept.
Why do they both dress like Ramsay heroines?
It‘s really a pity because they are both making me believe that Bollywood really has a murky side.
That thing called Jennifer was wearing a black dress that barely covered her crotch and barely covered her boobs.
Oh my God.
And Krazy Kat. Well, she looks like a grandmother ya, with a chest that‘s expanding by the minute. Actually she looks like a grandfather, if you get my drift.
Along with being sacred of both of them, I also feel sorry for them. I really wish I could take them shopping and buy them something nice for a change. But I don‘t think they would want me interfering.
Because I wanted to see some better dressed people, I went to the killer Loop glasses launch.
There I saw Carol Gracias looking cool in a white ganji and jeans. But the leather choker didn‘t look cool at all. It looked like she would die of breathing problems any time. VJ Mia looked sexy and sultry in plain beige dress and Pearl and Nikhil looked the ideal couple as always.
I should have quit then but I proceeded to go to the bash to celebrate Ekta Kapoor‘s serial launch ‘Kabhi Yaar Pyar‘. It was a riot there, where every other person was badly dressed. Just imagine, the best dressed person there was Kashmera Shah, who actually looked sweet in a silver dress. But when she is best dressed, you know the standard.
Ekta Kapoor looked ghastly in a black dress.
Why would she do that?
Has she ever paid heed to her shape which is very much like a piller?
And then she has all that jing bang in her hand. It just looks too untidy for my tastes. She was wearing black tights underneath and some clunky shoes and the effect was just too aunty.
Rakshanda Khan looked a little over the top but then she has a sweet face so it‘s all forgiven.But there was this character from outer space, whom I can‘t seem to place. She was wearing the worst dress of them all. And a bag that looked like a dead cat.
Who is this person? Please tell me.
And then I finally went for the opening of a new lounge. And I had to end my evening with seeing Hard Kaur. She looked a tad better than she usually does. She was wearing a pale pink top with black pants and looked sober and just about passable.
Monica Vaizarelli stole the how in her classic flamboyant style. I wish we all look like her when we get old.
Until next time...stay a Bitch.
Comments (5)
the one with the dead cat...
She is Nandini Singh of aother Balaji disaster show called Kesar, she played the lead...the bag surely looked like a dead Siamese cat! | Zaini
She is Nandini Singh of aother Balaji disaster show called Kesar, she played the lead...the bag surely looked like a dead Siamese cat! | Zaini
the cat bag lady is Nandini Singh
there was this character from outer space, whom I cant seem to place. She was wearing the worst dress of them all. And a bag that looked like a dead cat.
Kaun hai yeh? Please tell me. ---Nandini Singh...done a Balaji soap. | sassy
there was this character from outer space, whom I cant seem to place. She was wearing the worst dress of them all. And a bag that looked like a dead cat.
Kaun hai yeh? Please tell me. ---Nandini Singh...done a Balaji soap. | sassy
Eew Carol! I hate her. | Annie
OMG bitch!!!! i luv ur work! keep on bitchin!:> | lola
Hey ur column is fun to read..but I do feel that you go a little overboard at times..I know I know, thats why the column is called bombay "bitch"! :)
Also , when u comment on people‘s dresses, it kind of is pointless if you dont publish the corresponding pic next to it. | Shraddha
Also , when u comment on people‘s dresses, it kind of is pointless if you dont publish the corresponding pic next to it. | Shraddha
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