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Patriotism Goes Pop |  2009-01-30

The Fashion Bitch is on her way up

Hey chocopies! Hugs hugs hugs!



After the Triumph lingerie show, I needed a day off as I had to prepare myself mentally for another disaster-The Republic Day bash organized by Nisha Jamval. I knew I would have a sad time.

Something needs to be done about her pout. I purposely grinned expecting her to smile genuinely for once, just so that I could see her face crack.

Dressed in a curtain gown, she exposed her deep cleavage for the republic to sway patriotically out of her view. Why the duppata? Please strangle her.



I was feeling helpless and when another non-entity, Mandira Bedi walked in, in a tricolor saree with her trademark halter neck.

Her halter neck backless style is as over-exposed as she is. Give yourself a break babes!

Just because it is a Republic day party, it doesn‘t mean you will have to drape our flag minus the Ashok chakra which I know you would have loved to strategically place on a part of your anatomy which would then offend the MNS crowd.

Some girls will wear any Praful saree to imitate Satya Paul.





Nina Manuel‘s pumps are okay, but the dress...very gift wrapping paper.

Since it‘s a cheongsam cut, it would look pretty with some ink work. Her clutch could have been in silver. Just her face though, not working tonight hon!





Asha Patel‘s salwar Kurta is so out dated. It reminds me of the salwar kurtas worn by Madhuri and Jaya Prada way back in the late eighties and early nineties when there were no designers to save them.

Look at the peacock tail lying limp on her, ugh!

The ugly basket bag, she‘s a basket case man. That green is so rexin green, ewww!

The orange stockings with a black top and short skirt? Horrendous! Those pointed boots in socks. Die woman, evaporate!



Miss golden platforms beside her, good lord the bling on the road, the two of them should cave in right now.

The boot culture has caught so strongly out here but I have hardly met any supposed fashionista or socialite carrying them of well. Money can‘t buy style, and the trashy ones usually have a cartload to spend.

My weekend is in the hills, hope to get some fresh prince of bel-air. Will come back armed.




Comments (2)
HA!HA!CARRY ON, BITCH! | dutta


had a good laugh...the orange and green on Mandira‘s sari looks like giant carrots painted by a drunk Bugs Bunny. Nightmarish....and the two ladies in the halloween goblin outfits..black with pumpkin coloured tights...LOL | Laughriot



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