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Pump Up The Style | 2008-11-20
The Fashion Bitch is working out
Hello dahlings! Busy busy busy. I have been so busy working out to lose the weight that I piled at The Times Food Guide party that I was taking notes while I was running on my treadmill. I was going blank, must be the adipose tissues that just didn‘t let me think.
Anyhoo, I got down from the treadmill and raced to the premiere show of ‘Death Race‘ to save myself from overdoing the eating and the exercising. I needed a break.
God these telly stars with their Lokhandwala fresh stock.
Stock reminds me, looks like Tanaaz is expecting. That frilly lace top looks like a happy table cloth from a sad family that dines together on a tiled floor. Guys it‘s a film premiere, not a picnic.
Her hubby Bakhtyaar Irani, was with her. The guy is a fashion victim. I don‘t know any straight guy who wears so many flash bulbs at one go. The bright orange shoes fell on the wrong feet from the tree top. The slimy green sling bag is coming in the way of the tiger on his tee who probably wants to chew its way out. Growl! The white belt...uhh, I can‘t think anymore...too much color on a man.
I turned around to face Deepshikha who wanted to prove a point. Since she is on her way out to anonymity, I thought I should put in a good word. I have no problem with what she has worn but honey loose the bead necklace. It‘s like she is being dragged around by her collar. Why do women always want to walk around with a dog collar?
Narayani Shastri, for a change was nattily dressed in clothes which accentuated her well proportioned gamine figure. I love the fit of her denims. I wish she had worn a nicer belt since it‘s sitting clumsily on her waist. She should have done up her hair but WTH it‘s okay to let your hair down sometimes.
The other day, I also went to some club-shub event.
Dia Mirza was in krantakari mood with her Lucknawi chikan kurta and no-makeup look. Pretty girl. Do you think she has lost too much weight? She kept rubbing her belly. I couldn‘t tell if she was hungry or there‘s a bun cooking in the oven. Only time will tell. Tum kiske bachche ki maa banne wali ho beti? Tch tch!
What was Pooja bedi trying to prove by wearing her children‘s clothes? That funny looking top is a size too small. That big gaping hole in the right seems to suggest that a peep show is about to start. She has got nice curves but pity she has the face of a horse. Have you guys heard the ‘long face joke‘? I‘ll tell you someday.
Upen Patel is the only man candy I have feasted on in the past few days. He was safely well dressed. Somebody give him work.
Am eating less and dreaming more. Gotta go sugars...for the aerobics session. See you soon.
The Fashion Bitch is working out
Hello dahlings! Busy busy busy. I have been so busy working out to lose the weight that I piled at The Times Food Guide party that I was taking notes while I was running on my treadmill. I was going blank, must be the adipose tissues that just didn‘t let me think.
Anyhoo, I got down from the treadmill and raced to the premiere show of ‘Death Race‘ to save myself from overdoing the eating and the exercising. I needed a break.
God these telly stars with their Lokhandwala fresh stock.
Stock reminds me, looks like Tanaaz is expecting. That frilly lace top looks like a happy table cloth from a sad family that dines together on a tiled floor. Guys it‘s a film premiere, not a picnic.
Her hubby Bakhtyaar Irani, was with her. The guy is a fashion victim. I don‘t know any straight guy who wears so many flash bulbs at one go. The bright orange shoes fell on the wrong feet from the tree top. The slimy green sling bag is coming in the way of the tiger on his tee who probably wants to chew its way out. Growl! The white belt...uhh, I can‘t think anymore...too much color on a man.
I turned around to face Deepshikha who wanted to prove a point. Since she is on her way out to anonymity, I thought I should put in a good word. I have no problem with what she has worn but honey loose the bead necklace. It‘s like she is being dragged around by her collar. Why do women always want to walk around with a dog collar?
Narayani Shastri, for a change was nattily dressed in clothes which accentuated her well proportioned gamine figure. I love the fit of her denims. I wish she had worn a nicer belt since it‘s sitting clumsily on her waist. She should have done up her hair but WTH it‘s okay to let your hair down sometimes.
The other day, I also went to some club-shub event.
Dia Mirza was in krantakari mood with her Lucknawi chikan kurta and no-makeup look. Pretty girl. Do you think she has lost too much weight? She kept rubbing her belly. I couldn‘t tell if she was hungry or there‘s a bun cooking in the oven. Only time will tell. Tum kiske bachche ki maa banne wali ho beti? Tch tch!
What was Pooja bedi trying to prove by wearing her children‘s clothes? That funny looking top is a size too small. That big gaping hole in the right seems to suggest that a peep show is about to start. She has got nice curves but pity she has the face of a horse. Have you guys heard the ‘long face joke‘? I‘ll tell you someday.
Upen Patel is the only man candy I have feasted on in the past few days. He was safely well dressed. Somebody give him work.
Am eating less and dreaming more. Gotta go sugars...for the aerobics session. See you soon.
Comments (1)
nice article
pooja bedi is definitely horsefaced and the bakhtyaar iranis look hilarious! narayani shastri looks gorgeous though. enjoyed reading this article. tks. | reena
pooja bedi is definitely horsefaced and the bakhtyaar iranis look hilarious! narayani shastri looks gorgeous though. enjoyed reading this article. tks. | reena
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