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FASHION > NEWS AND GOSSIP
Salman wears Kohl in public! |
2008-08-21
The Fashion Bitch digs dirt and flings some on this dowdy lot
Hey sugars, sorry I missed you guys yesterday, but my alarm didn‘t go off and I slept all day. Do you believe that?
Yes, I know I have habits of a spoilt brat but you love me anyway
na?
But anyway, I have lots of gossip for you.
I saw many badly-dressed people and you know how we all like it when that happens.
For example, I spotted mummy Raveena Tandon at the Noddy show.
Now, I think she looked quite fit and fine, but the clothes left a lot to be desired.
She was wearing blue pants and a black and white top. Is that happening?
No, I don‘t think so. And the worst part, when I was hugging her hello, I noticed she was wearing some
chappal
kind of thing underneath!
Why, oh, why?
Doesn‘t her husband give her enough of an allowance to buy proper shoes?
At the C- Kkompany press meet, I met Raima Sen and Tusshar Kapoor, and I thought that for the first time, Tusshar looked decent.
He was simply dressed in blue jeans, white shirt and a blue jacket. Raima complemented him in a blue Japanese-style dress and a big watch.
They both looked cool and simple, I think that‘s the trick.
But I saw sister Riya Sen at the Subhash Ghai bash and I was stunned at the comparison.
The skanky sister was leaving no stone unturned to remain skanky.
Tee Hee.
She looked completely trashy in a black glittery top and jeans and too much bling along with that.
Riya, take some tips from darling sister, please, for our sake.
There was quite a lot of
janta
gathered at the Ghai bash though.
Malaika for the first time was looking really dowdy in a yellow dress that showed off her horrible knees.
The assets also didn‘t look too great either.
I think she just might be losing her charm.
For a change I thought that Arbaaz
bhai
looked much better.
Shreyas Talpade came with his sweet wife, who sorry to say, has no clue of what to wear.
Period.
The simple boy seems to have married a very simple girl.
Chalo,
good for him, but for us the couple are too unfashionable.
And then I saw the sight for the evening.
Salman
bhai
was there, complete with
kajal
in his eyes. Why is that?
I didn‘t quite get the logic of that.
He looks a little weird
na,
I am at a loss at what to say.
But then I guess, if Sallu is doing it, it‘s all fine.
Finally the bitching has to be about Mallika Sherwat who I saw at two places this weekend.
And at both places she just refused to smile.
Will that spoil her hottie image or something?
At one place she wore this black outfit which was fine, but at the other, she wore some ethnic dress and silver heels that I wish I just hadn‘t seen.
Until next time...stay a Bitch.
Comments (2)
Raima‘s dress is from MANGO, its a Chinese floral print not Jap. |
Annie
Raveena with a camel toe??? |
Simao
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