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Sherlyn Chopra: Outrageously bad singer and actress | 2008-06-23
This Skank has now totally lost the plot.
We would have thought that somebody like Sherlyn who banks on the way she looks (though we don‘t endorse it) so much, would actually give some thought to what she steps out in.
But we were wrong. Because here she looks like a blue chameleon who‘s taken on a cheapie blue hue and is prancing around in off-the-roadside white heels!
And what is the deal with that tacky blue eye shadow. Can some one spell U-G-L-Y FOR HER PLEASE!
Let‘s start from the top.
The make up is geisha-ish. Without the grace and poise of course. The cross in the neck is what Bandra fisher-women wear. The dress looks as if she just took a left over piece of cloth and wrapped it around that scrawny body. The belt is again very Fashion Street. And the lesser said the better about those shoes, they look rickety even under her anorexic frame!
Why do these starlets force me to say all these things about them? Their bad fashion sense is earning me Bad Karma! Curses...
But, I will tell you why, since you asked. It‘s because they‘ve made careers out of looking like skanks. I think that‘s what they think men like. Can all the gentlemen in the house give me a ‘Hell No‘!
Anyway, as far as dear Sherlyn goes, I think the case is some what like this. The first album flopped, even though madcap Prahlad Kakkar directed the video. The second album ‘Dard-e-Sherlyn‘ (ouch!) is surely going to go the same way. It could just maybe have something to do with the fact that the girl can‘t sing to save her life. But, Shhhh... lets not tell her, I‘m having a ball at her expense.
I personally don‘t know ANYONE who‘s bought her albums. And even if they have, for some kinky whacked out reason, nobody would admit it!
I remember a few months ago, I was sitting in a production house when the lady walked in for an audition. She was wearing tight jeans and a small bustier baring her abs. And she wore boots.
The only thing I could give her marks for was her absolute denial about her rather apparent vulgarity! She looked straight ahead and never at anyone else in the room. It was all about I, me and myself!
But, Sherlyn‘s denial is a lot of horny men‘s reasons for getting out of bed each morning... or staying in. Wherever they‘re more comfortable, doing what needs to be done!
But I think Miss Chopra needs to know that skanks have a bad end. They get slotted as what they are and never end up doing a single awe-inspiring role in their lives. It‘s not just about how she dresses but the things that she says as well.
Like what she said to Maxim magazine when they interviewed her. "I had my first orgy when I was 16. I was with two guys and we were trying to experiment. And at that age, high on hormones and wanting to know about sex, it was a lot of fun and really good. I have done it again and again, but then the next time it was me with a guy and a girl. I don‘t believe in sticking to the normal 1:1 ratio thing. If you can heighten your pleasure in a ratio of 1:3 or 2:4, then why not?"
While we all cringe at the visual that comment is bound to have created, we‘d like to issue a word of caution to Sherlyn.
Clean up the act. Sure, some people like it dirty... but, nobody wants to put their family jewels in a garbage bag!
Enough said.
This Skank has now totally lost the plot.
We would have thought that somebody like Sherlyn who banks on the way she looks (though we don‘t endorse it) so much, would actually give some thought to what she steps out in.
But we were wrong. Because here she looks like a blue chameleon who‘s taken on a cheapie blue hue and is prancing around in off-the-roadside white heels!
And what is the deal with that tacky blue eye shadow. Can some one spell U-G-L-Y FOR HER PLEASE!
Let‘s start from the top.
The make up is geisha-ish. Without the grace and poise of course. The cross in the neck is what Bandra fisher-women wear. The dress looks as if she just took a left over piece of cloth and wrapped it around that scrawny body. The belt is again very Fashion Street. And the lesser said the better about those shoes, they look rickety even under her anorexic frame!
Why do these starlets force me to say all these things about them? Their bad fashion sense is earning me Bad Karma! Curses...
But, I will tell you why, since you asked. It‘s because they‘ve made careers out of looking like skanks. I think that‘s what they think men like. Can all the gentlemen in the house give me a ‘Hell No‘!
Anyway, as far as dear Sherlyn goes, I think the case is some what like this. The first album flopped, even though madcap Prahlad Kakkar directed the video. The second album ‘Dard-e-Sherlyn‘ (ouch!) is surely going to go the same way. It could just maybe have something to do with the fact that the girl can‘t sing to save her life. But, Shhhh... lets not tell her, I‘m having a ball at her expense.
I personally don‘t know ANYONE who‘s bought her albums. And even if they have, for some kinky whacked out reason, nobody would admit it!
I remember a few months ago, I was sitting in a production house when the lady walked in for an audition. She was wearing tight jeans and a small bustier baring her abs. And she wore boots.
The only thing I could give her marks for was her absolute denial about her rather apparent vulgarity! She looked straight ahead and never at anyone else in the room. It was all about I, me and myself!
But, Sherlyn‘s denial is a lot of horny men‘s reasons for getting out of bed each morning... or staying in. Wherever they‘re more comfortable, doing what needs to be done!
But I think Miss Chopra needs to know that skanks have a bad end. They get slotted as what they are and never end up doing a single awe-inspiring role in their lives. It‘s not just about how she dresses but the things that she says as well.
Like what she said to Maxim magazine when they interviewed her. "I had my first orgy when I was 16. I was with two guys and we were trying to experiment. And at that age, high on hormones and wanting to know about sex, it was a lot of fun and really good. I have done it again and again, but then the next time it was me with a guy and a girl. I don‘t believe in sticking to the normal 1:1 ratio thing. If you can heighten your pleasure in a ratio of 1:3 or 2:4, then why not?"
While we all cringe at the visual that comment is bound to have created, we‘d like to issue a word of caution to Sherlyn.
Clean up the act. Sure, some people like it dirty... but, nobody wants to put their family jewels in a garbage bag!
Enough said.
Comments (4)
Hell No!!
No, she‘s not what men look for. Our mamma‘s taught us better...
AND I wud not put my family jewels even in the same room as her let alone... u know where ;D
| Sachin Nyyar
No, she‘s not what men look for. Our mamma‘s taught us better...
AND I wud not put my family jewels even in the same room as her let alone... u know where ;D
| Sachin Nyyar
Guilty...
Yes, I have her album... But I thought i was supporting PETA...
I‘ve been had... I feel dirty. And used.
mo-bee-dick | MB
Yes, I have her album... But I thought i was supporting PETA...
I‘ve been had... I feel dirty. And used.
mo-bee-dick | MB
I think she looks rather nice sans the heavy pancake, colored contacts, and slutgear. The problem is, she refuses to dress/act her age(22 my ass! She‘s in her early 30s, at least). If she would dress tastefully, and tone down the makeup, and drop the porn-star-in-training act, she‘d be alright. | bheema
DAMN!!!
Another WaaaannaBeeee !!
This gurl need some real time Butt Kicking......alas. | Anmol
Another WaaaannaBeeee !!
This gurl need some real time Butt Kicking......alas. | Anmol
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