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Silk Stuffings | 2009-01-16
The Fashion Bitch needs some silken threads to cover up
Hello jim jams. Shimmy shimmy!
Phew! What a dreadful night it was, at the Star Nightie awards. I still can‘t get over the horror of those painfully sad gowns. I went home and sprinkled water on my face, and bought myself some real sexy stuff to counteract the the shock which my optic nerves got.
Haasya Chandna launched her new line of clothes. Haasya ha ha ha ! The designer is smart haan. She combines bright colours and dolls up skanky models in different colours and presents them in a manner that makes the collection look good.
Look at the gowns. Put together they stand out, but if seen individually, they are okay.
The bloody murderess is she? Eeks! She gives me the creeps. She‘s so red, she could well go up the traffic signal. Just do away with the red light and hang her there.
To bring traffic to a halt, all she needs to do is a little twist; the world will come to a standstill. Kids might mistake her to be Santa Clause up on the pole though.
Now who‘s the one in black?. As if we reaaaallly care! Some wannashine, this. Hideous is the dress that adorns her flab. And just because she‘s not wearing any jewellery, she‘s compensated them by stitching them onto her bust. Ouch!
A brinjal went missing from the vegetable vendor‘s basket. We found it on the ramp. She gives me fever. Purple never hurt so much.
But what is that queer design on her , a little above her bust? Those chains, did she rob them from ‘Tihar Jail?‘ But why are they dangling in that manner? Does she want someone people to hook their umbrellas there? Or was it a last minute addition to cover her assets? Beyond me.
Tulip has become such a social butterfly I tell you. You just can‘t miss her. She‘s omnipresent. But why was she turned out in a striped gunny bag? So ill fitting man. It looks as dry and brown as the withered twigs next to her. Check out the purse. A platform purchase we‘re certain. The nail on the coffin is her bracelet. Whoever wears a blue bracelet with a brown outfit? Did she try amalgamating the two forces of nature? Earth and water? Tch tch. Next please.
I saw Diandra after a long time. The girl has a good skin tone, and overall looks sexy, but somehow she looks so grouchy.
Those eyebrows are for ever raised and I have hardly seen her smile...The gown is elegant. But don‘t you think the colour fuschia pink goes well with subtle personalities. However, it‘s not that bad either.
I like what Gauhar Khan is wearing. That‘s the shade of red I‘ve been looking for. It‘s smart, sassy and feminine. I felt like dragging those girls from the Star Nightie awards to this show, for them to get some sense of style. But true. You need a frame to carry these clothes off.
Aah! I‘m happy. Now I can go to bed in peace, and have a lovely week end ahead. You have a nice weekend too. Till then...tata.
The Fashion Bitch needs some silken threads to cover up
Hello jim jams. Shimmy shimmy!
Phew! What a dreadful night it was, at the Star Nightie awards. I still can‘t get over the horror of those painfully sad gowns. I went home and sprinkled water on my face, and bought myself some real sexy stuff to counteract the the shock which my optic nerves got.
Haasya Chandna launched her new line of clothes. Haasya ha ha ha ! The designer is smart haan. She combines bright colours and dolls up skanky models in different colours and presents them in a manner that makes the collection look good.
Look at the gowns. Put together they stand out, but if seen individually, they are okay.
The bloody murderess is she? Eeks! She gives me the creeps. She‘s so red, she could well go up the traffic signal. Just do away with the red light and hang her there.
To bring traffic to a halt, all she needs to do is a little twist; the world will come to a standstill. Kids might mistake her to be Santa Clause up on the pole though.
Now who‘s the one in black?. As if we reaaaallly care! Some wannashine, this. Hideous is the dress that adorns her flab. And just because she‘s not wearing any jewellery, she‘s compensated them by stitching them onto her bust. Ouch!
A brinjal went missing from the vegetable vendor‘s basket. We found it on the ramp. She gives me fever. Purple never hurt so much.
But what is that queer design on her , a little above her bust? Those chains, did she rob them from ‘Tihar Jail?‘ But why are they dangling in that manner? Does she want someone people to hook their umbrellas there? Or was it a last minute addition to cover her assets? Beyond me.
Tulip has become such a social butterfly I tell you. You just can‘t miss her. She‘s omnipresent. But why was she turned out in a striped gunny bag? So ill fitting man. It looks as dry and brown as the withered twigs next to her. Check out the purse. A platform purchase we‘re certain. The nail on the coffin is her bracelet. Whoever wears a blue bracelet with a brown outfit? Did she try amalgamating the two forces of nature? Earth and water? Tch tch. Next please.
I saw Diandra after a long time. The girl has a good skin tone, and overall looks sexy, but somehow she looks so grouchy.
Those eyebrows are for ever raised and I have hardly seen her smile...The gown is elegant. But don‘t you think the colour fuschia pink goes well with subtle personalities. However, it‘s not that bad either.
I like what Gauhar Khan is wearing. That‘s the shade of red I‘ve been looking for. It‘s smart, sassy and feminine. I felt like dragging those girls from the Star Nightie awards to this show, for them to get some sense of style. But true. You need a frame to carry these clothes off.
Aah! I‘m happy. Now I can go to bed in peace, and have a lovely week end ahead. You have a nice weekend too. Till then...tata.
Comments (2)
Its NOT a platform purchase.
Erm..hello!!
Tulip Joshi‘s clothes might be trashy, but that purse is a Louis Vuitton! NOT a platform purchase by any means. | fashionista
Erm..hello!!
Tulip Joshi‘s clothes might be trashy, but that purse is a Louis Vuitton! NOT a platform purchase by any means. | fashionista
Gauhar Khanzz hottt
Man my laptop got burnt out!! Gauhar Rocks, lov u!! | Lapakjhapak
Man my laptop got burnt out!! Gauhar Rocks, lov u!! | Lapakjhapak
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