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Sticky & Sweet | 2008-11-20
Rakhi Sawant bares more and more in a new avatar
Rakhi Sawant on the web! When is Rakhi Sawant not on the web? If you type her name on the web, you will get almost a million pages.
And yet, when The Bitch heard that Rakhi is going to have a ‘spanking‘ new website, it had better be in dominatrix and high heels!
Her blog will be called, The Rakhis Sawants Blogs. No Rakhi, its just one Rakhi and one Blog. (I know you have a split personality) How I wish she had gone to school! Did the teachers give up on her?
The Bitch can‘t get over the Rakhisms these days. When she talks about her break-up and says, ‘Main bilkul toot gayi hoon‘ in her seductive pout, men imagine she‘ll rip her clothes apart and break into a ‘Darr‘ style jig to prove it. ‘Toot gayi, toot ke main choor ho gayi‘.
Doesn‘t look far fetched, considering, that the world can shatter, not Rakhi the rebel.
The most expensive indulgence she‘s ever done is a gold facial. Then why darling did you have to appear at a recent party in your ‘french make-up‘ where you looked like something that had dropped off the tandoor menu. You looked roasted on a spit!
"I haven‘t done any cosmetic surgery. It‘s my new way of doing make-up. I attended a course in London which taught me how to do the right make-up. I have decided to go for the clean natural look as opposed to the heavy make-up I used to wear before. That‘s why I am looking different."
Different? Honey, if I wasn‘t so sure that Bollywood was casting you in their version of ‘Babe: Pig in the City‘. Oink, I smell trouble with the knifing!
Has-been Ameesha Patel is distressed she‘s being paid lower than Rakhi for a new year night special concert. Like Ameesha, Rakhi too keeps a molecular size memory chip in her head. "Ameesha who?" Atta girl! We‘ve always loved that about you.
So much for her image make-over that Rakhi has got all the technical know-how to make a new tamasha of herself.
Not only is she going to start a brand new website in her name (God help the comments box) she is also going to have her profile up on all social networking sites. (God help their comments box too)
That‘s not all, she wants to be connected 24/7 through her GPRS enabled phone. Does she know what it means? I dread to think what her ring tone is. ‘Dekhta hai tu kya?‘
The Bitch wishes you best of luck for your new face, new website, new handset, new laptop, and new item number price. Somebody stop her...arrest her!
Rakhi Sawant bares more and more in a new avatar
Rakhi Sawant on the web! When is Rakhi Sawant not on the web? If you type her name on the web, you will get almost a million pages.
And yet, when The Bitch heard that Rakhi is going to have a ‘spanking‘ new website, it had better be in dominatrix and high heels!
Her blog will be called, The Rakhis Sawants Blogs. No Rakhi, its just one Rakhi and one Blog. (I know you have a split personality) How I wish she had gone to school! Did the teachers give up on her?
The Bitch can‘t get over the Rakhisms these days. When she talks about her break-up and says, ‘Main bilkul toot gayi hoon‘ in her seductive pout, men imagine she‘ll rip her clothes apart and break into a ‘Darr‘ style jig to prove it. ‘Toot gayi, toot ke main choor ho gayi‘.
Doesn‘t look far fetched, considering, that the world can shatter, not Rakhi the rebel.
The most expensive indulgence she‘s ever done is a gold facial. Then why darling did you have to appear at a recent party in your ‘french make-up‘ where you looked like something that had dropped off the tandoor menu. You looked roasted on a spit!
"I haven‘t done any cosmetic surgery. It‘s my new way of doing make-up. I attended a course in London which taught me how to do the right make-up. I have decided to go for the clean natural look as opposed to the heavy make-up I used to wear before. That‘s why I am looking different."
Different? Honey, if I wasn‘t so sure that Bollywood was casting you in their version of ‘Babe: Pig in the City‘. Oink, I smell trouble with the knifing!
Has-been Ameesha Patel is distressed she‘s being paid lower than Rakhi for a new year night special concert. Like Ameesha, Rakhi too keeps a molecular size memory chip in her head. "Ameesha who?" Atta girl! We‘ve always loved that about you.
So much for her image make-over that Rakhi has got all the technical know-how to make a new tamasha of herself.
Not only is she going to start a brand new website in her name (God help the comments box) she is also going to have her profile up on all social networking sites. (God help their comments box too)
That‘s not all, she wants to be connected 24/7 through her GPRS enabled phone. Does she know what it means? I dread to think what her ring tone is. ‘Dekhta hai tu kya?‘
The Bitch wishes you best of luck for your new face, new website, new handset, new laptop, and new item number price. Somebody stop her...arrest her!
Comments (1)
Holy crap - that‘s Michael Jackson!
She looks like MJ‘s lost brother. | rs
She looks like MJ‘s lost brother. | rs
