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FILM > NEWS AND GOSSIP
The Bitch is Back Biatch! | 2009-04-13
Didja miss me?
To cut the sob story short (you know how much we hate them sniveling fools!), we had a rough patch in between, but we‘re alive and bitching now. So, in an attempt to make up for lost time, we‘re going to Speed Bitch! It‘s a lot like Speed Dating, except no one gets laid, we‘re not polite to ugly people and we‘ll only take one quick stab at something/one!
So what the Fuck was up with ‘Slumdog Millionaire‘?
Sure the story was alright, the kids were cute and Miss Pinto had mastered the overtly graceful smile, pose and wave on the red carpet like a Hilton. She even jilted her lover like a true rising starlet. The dizzy hype created was a stroke of genius, too bad it didn‘t reflect in the film.
Jai Ho my Ass! Glad it‘s over.
The ever expanding IPL Celebrities band wagon
Lets get this straight - Shilpa Shetty knows as much about Cricket as she knows about acting. She does however know rather well, how to spot a money making free ride. Almost as a consolation, at least Shilpa Shetty won‘t be looting UP and Bihar this season, South Africa here they come.
Dev D
As a bunch of people given to excesses ourselves, Anurag Kashyap rocked our world with Dev D. Abhay Deol as the emaciated spurned lover was the bad boy of every twisted little girl‘s dreams.
Hybrid Kalki was the woman of the hour, as she rescued the protagonist… much like she (probably) did the director! Mahi Gill‘s sexed up small town girl avatar was also very fetching we thought!
The film was slick, the music was a breakthrough and the package marked the end of remakes of ‘Devdas‘. You can‘t top this.
Adieu Jade(d) Goody!
She‘s the reason we still know who Shilpa Shetty is. Not that that‘s a good thing. Realty television will surely lose its ‘Parental Advisory‘ rating in the UK with Jade gone. Not that that‘s a good thing either!
She died as she lived… with the cameras rolling! Goody was a self styled reality television icon. She didn‘t just ‘carve‘ a niche for herself she gnawed, cussed and pushed her way through it!
The Curious Case of Akshay‘s Button!
This surely seemed like Tarun Tahiliani‘s dirty little fantasy played out for all to see. A buff Akshay Kumar strutting his stuff on the ramp.
Then in a little “impromptu” stunt; a deranged looking model tries to get frisky with him on the ramp, cut to, his finger raised in stiff protest to the model trying to unbutton his pants. He then walked like a well trained puppy up to his wife Twinkle who proceeded to do the honours.
The light headed lot that is our fashion fraternity went gaga over the stunt and news starved channels got their ‘breaking story‘ for the day.
But as is the case with anything (even mildly) provocative in the media, some bored citizen somewhere felt violated by Akshay‘s stunt and filed a complaint. That‘s all it took to turn the strutting hunk into an apologetic pansy.
Well at least we know who wears the pants in that family! The last update was that Twinkle went to the Police station… without Akshay!
Samajwadi Sanju
Inside every criminal with a case that‘s sub-judice is a budding Neta waiting to break free. Cut to Amar Singh and Sanjay Dutt‘s new found love for each other.
Sanjay Dutt cut a sorry figure as he ass-lent all the way through his political debut. A sting operation, a lot of news footage and a ban from being issued a ticket to contest later, Sanjay has become the General Secretary of Samajwadi Party. Whatever happened to his Gandhigiri?
Ahhh, feels good to let it out! Watch this space for more.
Didja miss me?
To cut the sob story short (you know how much we hate them sniveling fools!), we had a rough patch in between, but we‘re alive and bitching now. So, in an attempt to make up for lost time, we‘re going to Speed Bitch! It‘s a lot like Speed Dating, except no one gets laid, we‘re not polite to ugly people and we‘ll only take one quick stab at something/one!
So what the Fuck was up with ‘Slumdog Millionaire‘?
Sure the story was alright, the kids were cute and Miss Pinto had mastered the overtly graceful smile, pose and wave on the red carpet like a Hilton. She even jilted her lover like a true rising starlet. The dizzy hype created was a stroke of genius, too bad it didn‘t reflect in the film.
Jai Ho my Ass! Glad it‘s over.
The ever expanding IPL Celebrities band wagon
Lets get this straight - Shilpa Shetty knows as much about Cricket as she knows about acting. She does however know rather well, how to spot a money making free ride. Almost as a consolation, at least Shilpa Shetty won‘t be looting UP and Bihar this season, South Africa here they come.
Dev D
As a bunch of people given to excesses ourselves, Anurag Kashyap rocked our world with Dev D. Abhay Deol as the emaciated spurned lover was the bad boy of every twisted little girl‘s dreams.
Hybrid Kalki was the woman of the hour, as she rescued the protagonist… much like she (probably) did the director! Mahi Gill‘s sexed up small town girl avatar was also very fetching we thought!
The film was slick, the music was a breakthrough and the package marked the end of remakes of ‘Devdas‘. You can‘t top this.
Adieu Jade(d) Goody!
She‘s the reason we still know who Shilpa Shetty is. Not that that‘s a good thing. Realty television will surely lose its ‘Parental Advisory‘ rating in the UK with Jade gone. Not that that‘s a good thing either!
She died as she lived… with the cameras rolling! Goody was a self styled reality television icon. She didn‘t just ‘carve‘ a niche for herself she gnawed, cussed and pushed her way through it!
The Curious Case of Akshay‘s Button!
This surely seemed like Tarun Tahiliani‘s dirty little fantasy played out for all to see. A buff Akshay Kumar strutting his stuff on the ramp.
Then in a little “impromptu” stunt; a deranged looking model tries to get frisky with him on the ramp, cut to, his finger raised in stiff protest to the model trying to unbutton his pants. He then walked like a well trained puppy up to his wife Twinkle who proceeded to do the honours.
The light headed lot that is our fashion fraternity went gaga over the stunt and news starved channels got their ‘breaking story‘ for the day.
But as is the case with anything (even mildly) provocative in the media, some bored citizen somewhere felt violated by Akshay‘s stunt and filed a complaint. That‘s all it took to turn the strutting hunk into an apologetic pansy.
Well at least we know who wears the pants in that family! The last update was that Twinkle went to the Police station… without Akshay!
Samajwadi Sanju
Inside every criminal with a case that‘s sub-judice is a budding Neta waiting to break free. Cut to Amar Singh and Sanjay Dutt‘s new found love for each other.
Sanjay Dutt cut a sorry figure as he ass-lent all the way through his political debut. A sting operation, a lot of news footage and a ban from being issued a ticket to contest later, Sanjay has become the General Secretary of Samajwadi Party. Whatever happened to his Gandhigiri?
Ahhh, feels good to let it out! Watch this space for more.
Comments (22)
ohh thank god bitch u r back...life was so boring without ur bitching. | Anna
I did miss you a bit, a little | Anin
welcome back! | pfc
i luv the bitch | donny
Yes, we did miss ya! Glad to have you back. Keep bitching!! | W
hi
nice to see bombay bitch is back | gaurang
nice to see bombay bitch is back | gaurang
we missed you a lotttt,. i would check everyday if you have made this grand return... | vas
yay
Heya bitch, welcome back!! I am glad that u‘re back.......... missed ya loads bigtime.. | Yay
Heya bitch, welcome back!! I am glad that u‘re back.......... missed ya loads bigtime.. | Yay
I‘m so happy! You‘re a star! Keep Bitching Girl!
TD | Tina Deol
TD | Tina Deol
Where were you all this time, we thought you got wacked by some Don from Bollywood for bitching so much ;)
we are relieved... | Prashant
we are relieved... | Prashant
Ms.
GAWD....missed u bitch.. | Roni
GAWD....missed u bitch.. | Roni
yay the bitch is back :) | s
Welcome back!
i blogged an ode about your comeback! Welcome back and i hope there is no drastic change in your avatar! here‘s my post for you: http://nandini.madhouse.in/the-bitch-is-back-welcome-bombaybitch/ | Nandini
i blogged an ode about your comeback! Welcome back and i hope there is no drastic change in your avatar! here‘s my post for you: http://nandini.madhouse.in/the-bitch-is-back-welcome-bombaybitch/ | Nandini
My daily dose of caffiene eez back!!
HALLELUJAH!!
Hope You Were Well:) | SS
HALLELUJAH!!
Hope You Were Well:) | SS
Missed you for the SRK Aamir tiff. See if you can still write about the drama. | jay
hey hey hey, got to see the bitch is back, now dont be going no where, hear?
bitch bad gurl! | Mudassar Baig
bitch bad gurl! | Mudassar Baig
Finally you‘re back. My daily dose of bitchiness is back!!!! Don‘t disappear again! | MSt
hello!! welcome back :) | Don
glad ure back bitch!! i missed ure reviews...:) | rhythm
Welcome Back
Hey Bitch,
Welcome back!!!!
sure missed ur bitchin, hope ur back for good this time, hey! you guys are doing a fabulous job :)
keep bitchin
DJ Skully !(-_-)! | Skully
Hey Bitch,
Welcome back!!!!
sure missed ur bitchin, hope ur back for good this time, hey! you guys are doing a fabulous job :)
keep bitchin
DJ Skully !(-_-)! | Skully
Dun leave again!
Good to have you back. I was disappointed when you left. We need people like you to give these attention starved celebwhores a reality check and kick ‘em down from their self created high pedestals ! | sid
Good to have you back. I was disappointed when you left. We need people like you to give these attention starved celebwhores a reality check and kick ‘em down from their self created high pedestals ! | sid
fuck !! Yes we did
Surely were missed, welcome back. Hey let us know who was behind the rough patch. Shameless mofockaa | lapakjhapak
Surely were missed, welcome back. Hey let us know who was behind the rough patch. Shameless mofockaa | lapakjhapak
