The Bitch's date with Himesh Reshammiya |  2008-09-26

Has a tough time handling Bitch's googlies!

Himesh is back to torturing us again 24/7 what with his ‘Karzzzz‘ up for release early next month. Whichever channel you switch to nowadays you just can‘t escape this irritant! The Bitch managed to track Himesh down and demanded answers to some issues she was itching to ask him for long!



The Bitch: How confident are you, that you can pull of ‘Karzzzz‘ like you managed with your acting debut film?

Himesh: I have total faith in the God almighty, my fans and my astrologers. I have given it my 100% rest is in their hands. I will be lying if I say I am not nervous now. In fact I am more nervous this time as I have to match up and go a level up, what I set with ‘Aap Ka Suroor‘!

The Bitch: Yes Himesh, we know you have a great back up plan ready to pronounce your ‘Karzzzz‘ a super hit, even before the first show is over! (more on that later sometime)

The Bitch: I heard Urmila is mighty pissed up on you and that‘s why refusing to promote ‘Karzzzz‘ alongside you. That is because you circulated fake stories of a link up with her during its shooting.

Himesh: (with a much harried expression!) Just because she could not be present every time I was promoting ‘Karzzzz‘ should not mean that. She is a busy actress. I have many well-wishers in the film industries who are spreading such malicious rumours. Don‘t believe them!



The Bitch:We only believed your PRs who passed on these stories to make you appear as a ‘STUD‘! Btw Urmila has no other new film in hand to be busy with. Her ‘EMI‘ too is set for a release.

The Bitch: Why do you always make an ass of yourself with your wrongly spelled album and film titles?

Himesh: I am a strong believer in astrology and numerology. I have been guided by astrologers all throughout my professional journey and it has always resulted in success. I will continue modifying the titles to what my astrologers feel suits best for me.

The Bitch:Please have a mercy on school going kids who have started making spelling mistakes because of such titles!

The Bitch: With ridiculous hair transplants, strict diet, dance and action classes, rigorous work out sessions, don‘t you think you are being too desperate to maintain yourself as an actor?

Himesh: I am enjoying going through all this. I feel the whole acting experience makes it worth it. You forgot to add singing and composing. I am multitasking as a singer and composer too for the five films that I doing.

The Bitch:Well Himesh it is you who has forgotten to take acting lessons!

The Bitch: Why did you chicken out of the intimate love making and smooching scenes in Pooja Bhatt‘s film?

Himesh: Basically the film which you are talking about, ‘Kajra Re‘ is a romantic love story. Being romantic doesn‘t necessarily mean incorporating intimate scenes to show how romantic your characters are. I am not comfortable with certain things and I will maintain this stand forever.

The Bitch: Why are you aping Aamir Khan‘s Rangeela character in ‘A New Love Ishtory‘?

Himesh: The similarity between my character called Sukkubhai, and Aamir‘s Munna in ‘Rangeela‘ ends up with both being street smart taporis! It is a story of a poor tapori with a rich high society girl. I am confident my fans will love me in this avatar!



The Bitch:The Bitch thought such themes went extinct in the 80s. Duh! We wish you become extinct as soon!

EWWW

WHY IS THIS THING EVEN AN ACTOR??? EEWWW HE IS SO GROSS LOOKING, YUCKKK. I WILL NEVER WATCH A MOVIE WITH THIS MONKEY. HE CANT ACT, DANCE OR SING. I AGREE WITH YOU BITCH, I WISH HE WOULD BECOME EXTINCT.  | Annie

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