After a promising debut and all the leg shaking to the Saaki Saaki number in ‘Musafir‘, things have gone rapidly downhill for Koena Mitra.
Post the popularity of that number, she had got the ‘sexy item girl‘ tag. The Bitch vividly remembers how big names of Bollywood were out to woo her because of that image.
Well, she danced really well and even The Bitch loved her in the song and saw some promise.
But looks like she let the few roles, the money and the fame that came in thereafter go to her head.
Or was she thinking that she wasn‘t getting what she deserved and hoping for more? What on earth made the dame do something so unnatural to her face?
Or was she was aiming to look really ‘different‘ for her so called international film ‘Karna‘ that has been stuck for long?
Post the infamous surgeries of hers and the ghastly makeover, very few today even dare to offer her new projects.
Actually Koena, like every other B-Town starlet was only trying to look more beautiful and desirable. She had appointed the same surgeon from somewhere near ‘Chowpaty‘ in Bombay who is well known in Bollywood for giving ‘Jo Bhagwan ne nahi diya hai‘( in the words of another plastic surgery fan Rakhi Sawant)!
Koena first got a boob job done right after she became famous with ‘Musafir‘. Then after finishing the shoot of ‘Apna Sapna Money Money‘ opposite Riteish Deshmukh she went for a nose and face job.
Apparently the idea came to her when she suddenly started developing an inferiority complex and felt that Riya Sen who was starring alongside her in the film was getting far more importance.
Koena started spreading rumours that Riya has had a face lift done. Riya who was very much aware of Koena‘s recent nose and face jobs, hit back by saying that she comes from Maharani Gayatri Devi‘s family and doesn‘t need to resort to tactics of that kind.
Unfortunately for Koena, the face lift and the nose job went horribly wrong and her face looked all swollen and bloated after the surgery.
The Bitch remembers meeting her at a party a few months ago and when asked about her surgery she said that she will consider it as a compliment if people think that she has undergone surgery to look good, because it‘s her complete natural look.
The Bitch, of course believed her eyes and not Koena‘s version.
After a few months the news spread that Koena has gone for lip surgery because she felt that her lips were too small.
But then this too went wrong and resulted in very broad lips which were clearly looking odd on her face. Koena had no choice but to go underground and shun social dos thereafter for a long time.
Gosh... The Bitch seriously wonders if that great surgeon of hers was actually a huge Michael Jackson fan and was looking at creating a clone of the man!
Any sane person in Koena‘s place wouldn‘t have allowed him to do something like that to his/her face! Or would have at least thought of suing him if at all an accident of that kind happens!
God alone knows what the real deal here was!
Maybe the fault is Koena‘s only and the f**k up happned because she got greedy for too many surgeries!
Later to make up for her unnatural face, Koena got a big chain tattoo on her waist and kept telling people that it looks sexy on her body.
Gawd...maybe the reality has not sunk in yet. Or perhaps the fear and the tension is making her lose it completely!
The girl is in real trouble. She now can‘t even afford to go to the big beauty parlours like earlier for her basic beauty sessions. She was spotted at a local beauty salon in Versova a week ago.
She has hardly any good project with her and is left with little money. She was last seen in the clumsy ‘Anamika‘ in a blink and you‘ll miss it role!
The Bitch tried to get in touch with Koena to share her agony but as soon as this question was raised, she disconnected the phone.
Obviously this is too touchy a topic.
By the way, what next girl?
Knowing crazy Koena, The Bitch won‘t be surprised if it is a sex change!
Comments (2)
Ugh! Well, there‘s always the American porn industry--they seem to love tatted-up, skanky-looking, plasticized women. | bheema