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The Fashion And The Furious | 2008-11-13
The Fashion Bitch goes for an Audi test drive
Uff! These late night outs. I think I need a car, but most importantly they would have to be a sexy Chauffer to drive me up the wall. Tch tch
Don‘t you agree girls?
I got invited to the Audi launch party. So I drove in with an auto chap straight from work. All you sugar daddies out there, who are reading this, please note that The Fashion Bitch needs a car. Hint: Audi! Audi!
Mrs Sanjay Dutt was getting out of her Bachchan gifted car while I was haggling over the meter with the rickshaw driver. What she was wearing almost sent me back right then.
But I decided to brave it since I wanted to look at the other beauties. And by that I mean only the cars.
She was wearing such a downmarket cheap salwar kurta that I have seen on mannequins while passing by the Nadco supermarket in Andheri west, close to the station.
Maybe she had sent her chauffer to pick it up for her. What‘s with the bindi-sindoor and jhumkas? Aren‘t the newly wed days over? She must be a Maang Bharo Sanju baba character at home.
I don‘t have a problem with Sophie‘s dress, but why did it end at the knees unlike a Grecian dress which would have looked more graceful? Somehow the Afro aborigine neck piece replicated on her dress top appears like plastic cord wrung around her fat-neck to choke her while she tries even harder to keep a straight face.
I also had to attend a music launch where I ran into Sonu Nigam, in his torn clothes. The tee-shirt, the jeans the hair-complete raggedness. The disshelved look works best on Arjun Rampal.
Smiley Shaan was looking decent though his tee is something I will never pick-up from my boyfriend from a under Rs 150 sales rack. It was that ordinary. But when has Shaan ever had style?
I also met up with funny girl Juhi Chawla who was dressed in a maternity gown. She‘s truly gone behind the times. Even her shoes looked so khaadi bhandar.
Got to give it to the girl, Celina that she can afford a Chanel bag but shouldn‘t she be spending a little more time to pick her outfits. Had it not been for the bag she would have looked like a daakoo haseena with her over sized belt and her madras check shirt. When will she get over her lenses and her Japanese horror hair cut?
Anyhoo, guys, I need to go for a test drive. You be nice, till I get back with further updates.
The Fashion Bitch goes for an Audi test drive
Uff! These late night outs. I think I need a car, but most importantly they would have to be a sexy Chauffer to drive me up the wall. Tch tch
Don‘t you agree girls?
I got invited to the Audi launch party. So I drove in with an auto chap straight from work. All you sugar daddies out there, who are reading this, please note that The Fashion Bitch needs a car. Hint: Audi! Audi!
Mrs Sanjay Dutt was getting out of her Bachchan gifted car while I was haggling over the meter with the rickshaw driver. What she was wearing almost sent me back right then.
But I decided to brave it since I wanted to look at the other beauties. And by that I mean only the cars.
She was wearing such a downmarket cheap salwar kurta that I have seen on mannequins while passing by the Nadco supermarket in Andheri west, close to the station.
Maybe she had sent her chauffer to pick it up for her. What‘s with the bindi-sindoor and jhumkas? Aren‘t the newly wed days over? She must be a Maang Bharo Sanju baba character at home.
I don‘t have a problem with Sophie‘s dress, but why did it end at the knees unlike a Grecian dress which would have looked more graceful? Somehow the Afro aborigine neck piece replicated on her dress top appears like plastic cord wrung around her fat-neck to choke her while she tries even harder to keep a straight face.
I also had to attend a music launch where I ran into Sonu Nigam, in his torn clothes. The tee-shirt, the jeans the hair-complete raggedness. The disshelved look works best on Arjun Rampal.
Smiley Shaan was looking decent though his tee is something I will never pick-up from my boyfriend from a under Rs 150 sales rack. It was that ordinary. But when has Shaan ever had style?
I also met up with funny girl Juhi Chawla who was dressed in a maternity gown. She‘s truly gone behind the times. Even her shoes looked so khaadi bhandar.
Got to give it to the girl, Celina that she can afford a Chanel bag but shouldn‘t she be spending a little more time to pick her outfits. Had it not been for the bag she would have looked like a daakoo haseena with her over sized belt and her madras check shirt. When will she get over her lenses and her Japanese horror hair cut?
Anyhoo, guys, I need to go for a test drive. You be nice, till I get back with further updates.
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