The kiss of death |  2008-06-23

The Fashion Bitch got scared out of her wits at a Pooja Misra bash


Hello sugars, how was your weekend?

Mine was horrible. First of all, I got a wicked cold which made me quite a bore at the bashes that I attended. But it was fun, staying in the background like a wallflower and noticing all the crap that goes on in Boom town.


Some of it darlings, is as sleazy as you think it is.

I went to Pooja Misra‘s bash, whoever that is.

Who is she by the way?

I have never seen her on TV or anywhere. Maybe I just block out sleaze when I see it. Anyway this girl had a bash, and was seen wearing a shiny black dress with silver heels.

Ok, though no self-respecting woman should ever be spotted in what she was wearing, but since she isn‘t a self-respecting woman, I guess, she looked okay. At least she had a proper pedicure done, which I admire. But if we went by the kind of friends this lady has, she is the biggest skank in town.

There was this ‘thing‘, and I say thing because that‘s what ‘it‘ was. Please look at the picture and you will know that I am not exaggerating. The ‘thing‘ was wearing a dark pink dress that flaunted boobs that were at the waist. And those lips - what was she thinking getting out of the house???

I am so shocked I don‘t know what to say. It‘s horrible, terrible, pathetic and a little bit sad to be that.


In my state of shock, I gulped down almost 5 sex on the beaches and headed to my next party. It was the premiere of some movie starring Shreyas Talpade called ‘Sanai Chaughade‘. Whatever, I was too drunk to see the movie, but I did see Riya Sen in a black skirt and top looking just about okay.

No style statement there.

Well, then I saw Celina Jaitley, and my skank alert started beeping like crazy. Granted, you have a flat tummy, but do you need to show it every chance you get?

Can‘t you dress classy for a change?

And then there was Amrita Rao - a behenji that will never change. There was a dowdy purple dress with shiny white stockings and white heels...please take her away before I puke on her.


Then I saw Rani at Hema Malini‘s ‘Natyavihar Kalakendra‘s fourth edition of ‘Jaya Smriti‘. Rani looks good in a sari, and she should just stick to that. She looked classy and pretty. Ditto for Esha Deol, who looked like a pretty Indian girl, despite the fact that her movie will never do well.

Sad, na? Hema Malini looked as good as ever. How does she stay so slim? I wish I look half as good as her at her age.


And then I spoilt it all by going for the 9X ‘Jalwa‘ bash at the The Club. There I spotted Rosa Catelano looking safe and boring in a black dress with some sort of colourful sash around it.

But the boots were not matching at all.

Couldn‘t she have continued the safe bit and worn black heels. No, she had to piss me off. Then there was Urvashi Dholakia wearing something. I say something, because I didn‘t really get what it was. It was some sort of cloth tied over pants and a bustier.

But once again, the award went to Rakhi Sawant in a gold dress with her black bra peeping out and zebra print shoes. Where does she get her inspiration from?

Is there a transvestite TV channel I don‘t know about?

Bahut ho gaya, I need to get drunk even a bit more to stop the tears from falling.

Till tomorrow...stay a Bitch.