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The Star Nightie Awards | 2009-01-15
The Fashion Bitch tears through the night dress
Good morning sweeties. After a wonderful night at the Star Nightwear Awards, I had a rocking night yesterday.
I love nighties, and so does my boyfriend, who loves to take it off. Oops I did it again. Tch Tch!
He was all charged up to accompany me when I told him I have been invited for the Star Nightie Awards.
The official dress code was nightie naughty nightie, and most of our Bollywood girls, walked in with style and oomph, sporting nighties inspired by bedroom yarn.
The award for the creamiest nightie goes to...
Hard lady Hard Kaur walked in a blue nightie, inspired by her water coolant. She seems to be drowned in streams, lakes, rivers, that she decided to design her gown, oops nightie in that colour. She looks like a stream of water flowing into an ocean of blood.
Don‘t go chasing nightfalls, please stick to the tremors and the screams that you used to!
Madame Bawari, such gowns look good on slender and tall frames. By the way is she a victim of domestic violence? Oh! That‘s her tattoo. Her arms, her frame, her body lingo and her expression. Man! She is so manly. Run away boys and girls, Hard Kaur is gearing for some action.
The award for the smokiest nightie goes to...
Then there was Amrita Rao. I love this girl. Very confidently, she gives us a shock, every time we see her, by turning up in blunder after blunder.
What is she inspired by? A grey owl, or just plain tar? The fall is so untidy. The colour is so charred to death. And then you try to paste a smile on that? The girl has a good frame and a pretty face. Yet, I seldom remember any occasion, wherein she has impressed me with her dress sense.
This one nightie will easily get top honors in the hall of sad curtains!
The award for the shitt*est nightie goes to...
Celina Jaitley‘s nightie seems to be inspired by her potty. The combination of turd brown and flushmatic blue looks so yuck. Flush please.
Why is she always so over-made-up? You have to hear this out. Someone told me she puts tons of make-up, even before going to the gym. She looks so shoddy. She reminds me of those women in the saas-bahu serials, who go to bed with loads of make-up, and jewellery. She looks old too. Any idea how old is she? Or is she a spurned gladiator, a fright in shining armor.
The award for the oldest nightie goes to...
The pretty Asin was there too. Crimson is a lovely colour. But she is not carrying off the colour as much as it should be ironed. Do you like the maxi gown? Gold shoes...goodness, the gold fascination from down south. Why do all these girls look so slumped and dumped in gowns?
They can‘t ‘rise‘ above it eh! Trust these girls to make gowns look downmarket all at once. All of them came running in their discount gowns.
The award for the pretending to be nightie goes to...
The dress code was nightie, but Sonali Kulkarni chose to stand out in the crowd. The behenji wears this to bed.
Move back, I screamed at all those who were standing there. She was about to explode with that drape of her saree tight on her broad frame. I like the chiffon saree and the colour, but not the blouse.
Her poppers are almost popping out! And why is her pallu falling off? Darling, a saree is an elegant outfit meant to protect your dignity. It conceals and yet reveals. Cover up girl cover up. There‘s enough lard I see at the gym when you work out!
The award for the most fugly nightie goes to...
Dippy flew down straight from Europe, for a performance. Why can‘t this girl ever be impeccably dressed? I understand, it is a performance.
Given that fact, her top is supposed to razzle-dazzle he co-dancers to allow her to hog all the limelight, but why is it tucked inside her lehenga?
The lehenga is another piece of royal divan ripped delight. She must have been a chandelier in her last ‘Om Shanti Om‘ birth. She needs to go back to a badminton court. She will refrain from making blunders that way.
I need to go get me some serious La Perla. Ta girls, and please wear a wonder one while you‘re shopping!
The Fashion Bitch tears through the night dress
Good morning sweeties. After a wonderful night at the Star Nightwear Awards, I had a rocking night yesterday.
I love nighties, and so does my boyfriend, who loves to take it off. Oops I did it again. Tch Tch!
He was all charged up to accompany me when I told him I have been invited for the Star Nightie Awards.
The official dress code was nightie naughty nightie, and most of our Bollywood girls, walked in with style and oomph, sporting nighties inspired by bedroom yarn.
The award for the creamiest nightie goes to...
Hard lady Hard Kaur walked in a blue nightie, inspired by her water coolant. She seems to be drowned in streams, lakes, rivers, that she decided to design her gown, oops nightie in that colour. She looks like a stream of water flowing into an ocean of blood.
Don‘t go chasing nightfalls, please stick to the tremors and the screams that you used to!
Madame Bawari, such gowns look good on slender and tall frames. By the way is she a victim of domestic violence? Oh! That‘s her tattoo. Her arms, her frame, her body lingo and her expression. Man! She is so manly. Run away boys and girls, Hard Kaur is gearing for some action.
The award for the smokiest nightie goes to...
Then there was Amrita Rao. I love this girl. Very confidently, she gives us a shock, every time we see her, by turning up in blunder after blunder.
What is she inspired by? A grey owl, or just plain tar? The fall is so untidy. The colour is so charred to death. And then you try to paste a smile on that? The girl has a good frame and a pretty face. Yet, I seldom remember any occasion, wherein she has impressed me with her dress sense.
This one nightie will easily get top honors in the hall of sad curtains!
The award for the shitt*est nightie goes to...
Celina Jaitley‘s nightie seems to be inspired by her potty. The combination of turd brown and flushmatic blue looks so yuck. Flush please.
Why is she always so over-made-up? You have to hear this out. Someone told me she puts tons of make-up, even before going to the gym. She looks so shoddy. She reminds me of those women in the saas-bahu serials, who go to bed with loads of make-up, and jewellery. She looks old too. Any idea how old is she? Or is she a spurned gladiator, a fright in shining armor.
The award for the oldest nightie goes to...
The pretty Asin was there too. Crimson is a lovely colour. But she is not carrying off the colour as much as it should be ironed. Do you like the maxi gown? Gold shoes...goodness, the gold fascination from down south. Why do all these girls look so slumped and dumped in gowns?
They can‘t ‘rise‘ above it eh! Trust these girls to make gowns look downmarket all at once. All of them came running in their discount gowns.
The award for the pretending to be nightie goes to...
The dress code was nightie, but Sonali Kulkarni chose to stand out in the crowd. The behenji wears this to bed.
Move back, I screamed at all those who were standing there. She was about to explode with that drape of her saree tight on her broad frame. I like the chiffon saree and the colour, but not the blouse.
Her poppers are almost popping out! And why is her pallu falling off? Darling, a saree is an elegant outfit meant to protect your dignity. It conceals and yet reveals. Cover up girl cover up. There‘s enough lard I see at the gym when you work out!
The award for the most fugly nightie goes to...
Dippy flew down straight from Europe, for a performance. Why can‘t this girl ever be impeccably dressed? I understand, it is a performance.
Given that fact, her top is supposed to razzle-dazzle he co-dancers to allow her to hog all the limelight, but why is it tucked inside her lehenga?
The lehenga is another piece of royal divan ripped delight. She must have been a chandelier in her last ‘Om Shanti Om‘ birth. She needs to go back to a badminton court. She will refrain from making blunders that way.
I need to go get me some serious La Perla. Ta girls, and please wear a wonder one while you‘re shopping!
Comments (7)
Seriously I think you have lost all sense of fashion. Accepted that the Dips and Sonali cannot carry off that dress, but for Asin, Celina, Hard Kaur and Amrita, the dresses look very nice. I don‘t think you can be a very good judge of good dresses. I bet you can‘t carry any one of these off yourself. | canadianbitch
Looks like dips is all set to perform onstage & hence the choice of attire. | vns
YUCK!
YUCK! SHITIKA LOOKS WORSE & WORSE! IS SHE HONESTLY TRYING TO MAKE US BLING!? | asd
YUCK! SHITIKA LOOKS WORSE & WORSE! IS SHE HONESTLY TRYING TO MAKE US BLING!? | asd
what are you talking about canadianbitch?? their outfits are horrendous...all of the...especially celina jaitley‘s..what was she thinking??? | rhythm
Hard Kaur never looks good no matter how good she dresses. She‘s just not pretty and not feminine at all and looks too old. Ditto on the Celina comment...seems like she thinks she‘s one of the pussycat dolls. She‘s pretty but why does she always have to be so made up? Asin is gorgeous but the color is too peacy for my liking. I used to like Deepika but I‘ve given up on her now. She just one of the Vidya Balan types...no fashion sense at all. For me...only Amrita Rao looks nice i saw the bigger version of that pic..the dress looks good and she looks beautiful | princess
Hey is it just me or do you guys also think that in that picture, Deepika appears to have grabbed a b**b of hers? | Bitchy Bitch
The Star Nightie Awards
Hey, Bitch, how did you miss Bipasha Basu. Awful is not the word for the way she dressed. | Witch
Hey, Bitch, how did you miss Bipasha Basu. Awful is not the word for the way she dressed. | Witch
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