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Too much of Harman Baweja | 2008-06-30
The Fashion Bitch dislikes his fashion sense
Sugars, why has my weekend been marred by someone called Harman Baweja? And why is he everywhere?
It would have been okay if he had been a cutie like Imran Khan (who by the way is also getting on my nerves because of so much publicity), but he‘s positively bad looking and has no sense of how to dress up.
I spotted him at three events and I have had enough. The first one was at the Indo American Chamber of Commerce Awards, where he looked like a cheap version of Richard Gere from ‘American Gigolo‘ He looked an Indian gigolo for sure. The suit and tie were too shiny and the look was just too seventies for me.
There were other people there too who have to be at the receiving end of my wrath. Let‘s start with Divya Palat. She actually looks like her husband Aditya‘s mother. Why would you wear that dress when you have fat deposits on your neck? And with that face, that is just full of cheeks, the dress is a complete mismatch.
Even socialite Aaarti Surendranath didn‘t look too great in her creme silk dress and ornate neck piece. The purse and watch just didn‘t match the rest of the outfit.
I had just got out and it was time to see Harman again. This time, interacting with kids at Fame. And the t-shirt he was wearing made my head spin. Kya yeh ladka mujhe heart attack de raha hai? I think the best I saw him looking was at the third event where he was promoting his movie with Priyanka Chopra. Both of them suited each other -so not classy, and so, so crass. She wore a dirty chocolate dress and he looked like a waiter. Inko koi style sikhao ya? Why do they both want to be so flamboyant? They should chill and be normal, ya?
Anyway, that was the last of my Harman overdose. I also saw Mansi Scott as she announced an album with Mika. I guess if you sing with Mika, his style rubs off on you. Take a look at our pop tart‘s terrible checkered jacket. In fact, the jeans she was wearing were even worse. It was as if a 3-year-old child had been let loose on them with a paint box. Tch, tch.
There were two more upsets to complete my weekend partying. I saw Kim Sharma at some cell phone launch with Upen Patel and Sohail Khan. The boys looked fine, but Kim has taken it upon herself to look skankier by the day. The top was quite OTT and I have to tell her that pink is out and subtle is in. In her case, the advice is forever.
And then I caught the queen of behenjis of the yesteryears (the present one is Vidya Balan). Now that Preeti Jhangiani is married, at least we won‘t have to see her too much, expect when she is launching a store or something. Looking at her pink sari, I was shocked no one was saying aunty, aunty. I said it actually, but then ran out with my wine glass in my hand. Look at the things I do for you sugars. Until next time...stay a Bitch.
The Fashion Bitch dislikes his fashion sense
Sugars, why has my weekend been marred by someone called Harman Baweja? And why is he everywhere?
It would have been okay if he had been a cutie like Imran Khan (who by the way is also getting on my nerves because of so much publicity), but he‘s positively bad looking and has no sense of how to dress up.
I spotted him at three events and I have had enough. The first one was at the Indo American Chamber of Commerce Awards, where he looked like a cheap version of Richard Gere from ‘American Gigolo‘ He looked an Indian gigolo for sure. The suit and tie were too shiny and the look was just too seventies for me.
There were other people there too who have to be at the receiving end of my wrath. Let‘s start with Divya Palat. She actually looks like her husband Aditya‘s mother. Why would you wear that dress when you have fat deposits on your neck? And with that face, that is just full of cheeks, the dress is a complete mismatch.
Even socialite Aaarti Surendranath didn‘t look too great in her creme silk dress and ornate neck piece. The purse and watch just didn‘t match the rest of the outfit.
I had just got out and it was time to see Harman again. This time, interacting with kids at Fame. And the t-shirt he was wearing made my head spin. Kya yeh ladka mujhe heart attack de raha hai? I think the best I saw him looking was at the third event where he was promoting his movie with Priyanka Chopra. Both of them suited each other -so not classy, and so, so crass. She wore a dirty chocolate dress and he looked like a waiter. Inko koi style sikhao ya? Why do they both want to be so flamboyant? They should chill and be normal, ya?
Anyway, that was the last of my Harman overdose. I also saw Mansi Scott as she announced an album with Mika. I guess if you sing with Mika, his style rubs off on you. Take a look at our pop tart‘s terrible checkered jacket. In fact, the jeans she was wearing were even worse. It was as if a 3-year-old child had been let loose on them with a paint box. Tch, tch.
There were two more upsets to complete my weekend partying. I saw Kim Sharma at some cell phone launch with Upen Patel and Sohail Khan. The boys looked fine, but Kim has taken it upon herself to look skankier by the day. The top was quite OTT and I have to tell her that pink is out and subtle is in. In her case, the advice is forever.
And then I caught the queen of behenjis of the yesteryears (the present one is Vidya Balan). Now that Preeti Jhangiani is married, at least we won‘t have to see her too much, expect when she is launching a store or something. Looking at her pink sari, I was shocked no one was saying aunty, aunty. I said it actually, but then ran out with my wine glass in my hand. Look at the things I do for you sugars. Until next time...stay a Bitch.
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