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Total Eclipse |  2009-01-16

Ekta is back to being a royal pain in the...

With quite a few shows under the axe, there are so many already on their way to harass the innocent.



Just before we wrote her obituary, Ekta Kapoor is back to wreck havoc. She has not one , but two shows going on air on the 19th of Jan. NDTV Imagine is the poor victim this time around.

The lady seems to have gotten rid of the catastrophic ‘K‘ ,if rumours are to be believed. We care a damn. The new show is called ‘Bandini‘ (would have been ‘Kandini‘ otherwise) . The other one is happily called ‘Kitani Mohabbat Hai‘.


The consequence is crystal clear. NDTV‘s days are numbered. Haven‘t we been witness to what ‘Kyuki‘ and ‘Kahani‘ did to the country. The damage won‘t be undone for years to come, The Bitch swears.

Kapoor has been writhing in pain ever since ‘Bidaai‘, ‘Balika Vadhu‘ ,‘Utran‘ ,etc tasted success. Now that the production house that makes ‘Bidaai‘‘ has bagged the 9:30 slot too (‘Bidaai airs at 9) , she‘s tossing and turning in bed. It‘s for the first time that a one hour slot has been given away to some other production house.

Why only her shows, there are others too with innovative names like ‘Maa‘, ‘Chhoti Bahu‘, Manjli bahu ,‘beech ki bahu‘, ‘kinare ki bahu‘ and what not. What are these guys up to? They need therapy. Two or three electric shocks and they‘ll be sorted for life.




With quite a few progressive/reality shows around, who has the courage to watch such nonsense?

The Bitch knows for a fact there‘s someone up there (no, not God) who controls the ebbs and flows of television.

They‘re the private channels. They‘re they ones who dictate terms to producers to realize their whims and fancies.

Novelty is something that they‘re unaware of. Progression is something they don‘t want to adhere to.

The Bitch doesn‘t like going home very night to find women crying, scheming, stealing other people‘s husbands and making illegitimate babies.

There has to be some pest control nearby.


Comments (4)
Non-Sense

Whats with the first picture the TEEKA and the bra peeping sagging valley in our faces. uff how lesbo! | Jack


that was just hilarious bitch....im rollin over laughin my heart out! xoxoxo | luvsrk


lol

I really was planning to hate kitni mohabbat hai but only 4 episodes passed and I am in love! | fatima


i‘m tired of watchin these serials with female characters who can do only three things : blush, cry or make deadly schemes. And male characters who all look alike with the emo hair cuts and big tattoos. Lord save me from ekta and the other soap makers! | fashionista



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