FASHION > FASHION FUCK-UP
Tyrant Tanu | 2009-01-07
Why is Tanushree wreaking havoc?
Here we are again! The fashionistas of our industry, what do I say now? They all want to outdo each other, look the best , hog the limelight, hog everything ya.
Any party, any premiere, any ‘ribbon cutting do‘, they want to look like never before. Now that‘s where the hitch lies. In an attempt to attract the world, they only end up attracting moths and our brickbats.
Tanushree Dutta is one such bright spark! Honey, when we crowned you as a beauty queen, little did we know what we‘re in for. Over the years you‘ve shocked us so often; it‘s not even funny now.
Look at this. Now because the beauty pageant is over, you‘ve kind of gone on a binging spree haan? You‘ve put on oodles of weight lady and that too in the wrong place.
The plunging neckline is attracting all the glares and stares. And what made her wear that shimmery dress! Ouch! It hurts.
She went back to the past and burgled it out of some Sultan‘s harem it seems. And was it so important to match the colour of her hair to her dress? Some girls have all the time, no brain though.
Eeks we‘ve hardly recovered from the previous, we bump into this. The binging spree is still on, we‘re sure. The hair looks limp and unwashed. And what is the whole of Vrindavan garden doing on your top?
Its so leafy and floral, looks like a chiffon saree tear. Like her hair, the jeans too looks unwashed and torn at places in the name of style and fashion.
But what‘s killing us is the huge accessory a little above your b***s . What is it? A flying saucer or something? We don‘t want to go further from here.
What can one say about this? The thighs are looking mightier than just thunderous! The Bitch is a little confused here. That green thing, is it a dress or a green towel simply thrown over you? Please to clear the air.
Now here,this dress isn‘t that bad actually, but our lady just had to ruin it. Why is that left over lace from the fairy‘s gown stitched that way?
Did you have to outline your assets? Suddenly, half the hair‘s disappeared also. The purse is an eye catcher for sure. Whoever carries a silver purse? Fairies? No, they just carry a wand, don‘t they? Tut tut.
Eeeewww, the college going look doesn‘t suit her one bit now. The top has been bought from one of the garish Lokahandwala stores and has ‘welcome‘ written all over it! For what joy? She‘s gone and tied it at one place and is then pulling it down to cover her paunch.
The Bitch feels blessed she didn‘t get a chance to see the jeans and shoes below , she would have puked at the sight. One does get a peripheral view of her ghastly belt though. Chee!
The Bitch wants to visit a spa like right away and take all the therapies available. This was so taxing. Tanu can‘t be doing this to us again and again.
Someone, get me a leash.
Why is Tanushree wreaking havoc?
Here we are again! The fashionistas of our industry, what do I say now? They all want to outdo each other, look the best , hog the limelight, hog everything ya.
Any party, any premiere, any ‘ribbon cutting do‘, they want to look like never before. Now that‘s where the hitch lies. In an attempt to attract the world, they only end up attracting moths and our brickbats.
Tanushree Dutta is one such bright spark! Honey, when we crowned you as a beauty queen, little did we know what we‘re in for. Over the years you‘ve shocked us so often; it‘s not even funny now.
Look at this. Now because the beauty pageant is over, you‘ve kind of gone on a binging spree haan? You‘ve put on oodles of weight lady and that too in the wrong place.
The plunging neckline is attracting all the glares and stares. And what made her wear that shimmery dress! Ouch! It hurts.
She went back to the past and burgled it out of some Sultan‘s harem it seems. And was it so important to match the colour of her hair to her dress? Some girls have all the time, no brain though.
Eeks we‘ve hardly recovered from the previous, we bump into this. The binging spree is still on, we‘re sure. The hair looks limp and unwashed. And what is the whole of Vrindavan garden doing on your top?
Its so leafy and floral, looks like a chiffon saree tear. Like her hair, the jeans too looks unwashed and torn at places in the name of style and fashion.
But what‘s killing us is the huge accessory a little above your b***s . What is it? A flying saucer or something? We don‘t want to go further from here.
What can one say about this? The thighs are looking mightier than just thunderous! The Bitch is a little confused here. That green thing, is it a dress or a green towel simply thrown over you? Please to clear the air.
Now here,this dress isn‘t that bad actually, but our lady just had to ruin it. Why is that left over lace from the fairy‘s gown stitched that way?
Did you have to outline your assets? Suddenly, half the hair‘s disappeared also. The purse is an eye catcher for sure. Whoever carries a silver purse? Fairies? No, they just carry a wand, don‘t they? Tut tut.
Eeeewww, the college going look doesn‘t suit her one bit now. The top has been bought from one of the garish Lokahandwala stores and has ‘welcome‘ written all over it! For what joy? She‘s gone and tied it at one place and is then pulling it down to cover her paunch.
The Bitch feels blessed she didn‘t get a chance to see the jeans and shoes below , she would have puked at the sight. One does get a peripheral view of her ghastly belt though. Chee!
The Bitch wants to visit a spa like right away and take all the therapies available. This was so taxing. Tanu can‘t be doing this to us again and again.
Someone, get me a leash.
Comments (3)
Why are you literally after a non actress tarty starlet? Trash some big names for a change. | Annie
no elegance!!!
seems like quite elegance dosen‘t exist amongst our "Bollywood" actresses,,,,,Let me not even begin with "Bollywood"...how original are we? | ayesha Ramesh
seems like quite elegance dosen‘t exist amongst our "Bollywood" actresses,,,,,Let me not even begin with "Bollywood"...how original are we? | ayesha Ramesh
I like Tanushree‘s bod.She is sexy | Anna
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