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Udit Narayan and his skanks | 2008-07-01
The Fashion Bitch had to shield her eyes from all the tamasha
Hello sugars, what‘s up with you guys?
I must tell you that with each passing day, I am getting more and more appalled at the state our film industry is in. Seriously, when I go to some of these parties, I wanna curl up and just die ya.
Kaise Kaise Log Hai.
Forget what they are wearing, it‘s the way they act after they wear these horrible clothes that gets me wondering. I don‘t know how I ended up at the ‘Mudrank‘ bash hosted by Haroon Sayed at J W Marriott.
‘Mudrank‘ by the way is some sidey movie, I think. Or music album, I have no clue.
But there was Yukta Mookhey, who really amazes me. I think she is the only Miss India who has stooped so low. Really, somebody should write a book on her fall. And the clothes that she wears makes me think that she has got another profession now- one as a mujra dancer.
Bright and gaudy salwar kameezes and fake gold jewellery really make me sick to the stomach.
But then I saw a weird sight.
There were these two skanks getting cozy with Udit Naryan-and the man was lapping up the attention. They were kissing him and what not!
Oh my God.
If I hadn‘t had so much self control, I would have puked on them right away. And the skanks were wearing the most tawdry of clothes-some dresses that they have picked up from the beyond of Borivali.
It really upset me, this tamasha.
So I went to catch up with Rani Mukerji at a road trip she went on to promote ‘Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic‘, which really needs all the help it can get.
Now I love Rani...I like the way she acts, that is.
I have heard some nasty gossip about her which I don‘t believe, but sources tell me it‘s all true. Okay, all that later. I am just shocked that she hasn‘t sacked her stylist yet. Her look in this movie really sucks. And that main outfit with the skirt and the waistcoat.
Is she hatim tai or something?
Couldn‘t they make a sexy fairy?
And the fact that Rani wears these clothes just says that she has no clue about what fashion is.
Really sad, ya.
I also saw Hansika Motwani shooting for a song for ‘Money Hai To Honey Hai‘. Yeh lakdki kahan se kahan aa gayi hai na? But I must admit I liked her plain version. Now toh she looks likes a vamp sugars. And from the horrible plum coloured dress emerged a fat leg. Yikes.
Could you believe it that the surprise of the day was Nana Patekar, who was at a launch of a film starring him, Jackie and Marathi star Archana Joglekar. He looked quite nice and dapper in a white shirt and blue jeans.
I was shocked. Yeh Kaise Ho Gaya.
Even Joglekar, though not very stylish, looked sweet, all because she hadn‘t piled up make-up on her face.
Who thought this day would come?
Until next time...stay a Bitch.
The Fashion Bitch had to shield her eyes from all the tamasha
Hello sugars, what‘s up with you guys?
I must tell you that with each passing day, I am getting more and more appalled at the state our film industry is in. Seriously, when I go to some of these parties, I wanna curl up and just die ya.
Kaise Kaise Log Hai.
Forget what they are wearing, it‘s the way they act after they wear these horrible clothes that gets me wondering. I don‘t know how I ended up at the ‘Mudrank‘ bash hosted by Haroon Sayed at J W Marriott.
‘Mudrank‘ by the way is some sidey movie, I think. Or music album, I have no clue.
But there was Yukta Mookhey, who really amazes me. I think she is the only Miss India who has stooped so low. Really, somebody should write a book on her fall. And the clothes that she wears makes me think that she has got another profession now- one as a mujra dancer.
Bright and gaudy salwar kameezes and fake gold jewellery really make me sick to the stomach.
But then I saw a weird sight.
There were these two skanks getting cozy with Udit Naryan-and the man was lapping up the attention. They were kissing him and what not!
Oh my God.
If I hadn‘t had so much self control, I would have puked on them right away. And the skanks were wearing the most tawdry of clothes-some dresses that they have picked up from the beyond of Borivali.
It really upset me, this tamasha.
So I went to catch up with Rani Mukerji at a road trip she went on to promote ‘Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic‘, which really needs all the help it can get.
Now I love Rani...I like the way she acts, that is.
I have heard some nasty gossip about her which I don‘t believe, but sources tell me it‘s all true. Okay, all that later. I am just shocked that she hasn‘t sacked her stylist yet. Her look in this movie really sucks. And that main outfit with the skirt and the waistcoat.
Is she hatim tai or something?
Couldn‘t they make a sexy fairy?
And the fact that Rani wears these clothes just says that she has no clue about what fashion is.
Really sad, ya.
I also saw Hansika Motwani shooting for a song for ‘Money Hai To Honey Hai‘. Yeh lakdki kahan se kahan aa gayi hai na? But I must admit I liked her plain version. Now toh she looks likes a vamp sugars. And from the horrible plum coloured dress emerged a fat leg. Yikes.
Could you believe it that the surprise of the day was Nana Patekar, who was at a launch of a film starring him, Jackie and Marathi star Archana Joglekar. He looked quite nice and dapper in a white shirt and blue jeans.
I was shocked. Yeh Kaise Ho Gaya.
Even Joglekar, though not very stylish, looked sweet, all because she hadn‘t piled up make-up on her face.
Who thought this day would come?
Until next time...stay a Bitch.
Comments (2)
OMFG......rani needs to hire a stylist.....n get a makeover...she looks drab | lola
Yeah its such a tragedy, Indian film and modelling Industry folks are the worst dressed people in the world. Such a shame, they need to go to fashion bootcamp and learn the basics of style and dressing urgently! | Annie
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